Hooligan [derogatory]

They/them it/its 34 Follow BonedShmarrow for art Minor followers get soft blocked nothing personal, come back when you’re 18

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Gold earring with glass head pendant, Phoenician/Carthaginian, 3rd-1st century BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[chimpachum]

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[punkitt-is-here]

fluttershy tries soju

[punkitt-is-here]

starlight glimmer the intern

[fucktoyfelix]

Whoever said we need to get rid of "masculine" and "feminine" in favor of THIS was absolutely 100% right and I fucking mean it

[fucktoyfelix]

I rate this entirely based on presentation and nothing else btw. Long hair, flowing gowns, elegant jewlery: beautiful Sundresses, pastels, hearts, sanrio characters, short: cute Glasses, sweatervests, slacks, professional clothes, camp counselor energy: smart Leather jackets, scrappy attitude, tall frame, goth aesthetics: tough Confidence, a specific aesthetic style, street fashion: cool

My gender is mostly cool, beautiful due to my hair, and a little cute and tough due to my scrappy/sweet mannerisms

[punkitt-is-here]

rainbow dash applies for a job

[punkitt-is-here]

spike watches a movie

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[pink-sharkz]

My mane 6 redesigns in the FiM show style!! Been working on these for a while. I think my fave might be Rarity

These are definitely subject to change at some point but rn I think these are cute

[thatstheodoretoyou]

I’m SURE this frame has already been talked about but in case you haven’t seen it

So much is happening

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[peachybruiseslego]

decide to draw this new art trend as franzy and edgeworth... i think it fits them well

the original (tumblr link) the original (twitter link)

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[whitepeopletwitter]

It‘s a pickle

[briarplant]

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

[kirby97]

two points of view on math fish

[evilvillain123456789]

I fail to see how the Monsters of Inc. were persuaded to care about the welfare of children who to them were no more than an anonymous, alien resource necessary for the convenience of their lives. They weren't even the same species of them. Yet they overhauled their whole energy economy to be more humane toward this hated other, which had no legal rights in their society, and which most of them had never even seen. It really makes no sense, if anything it's sort of a perversion, like if you actually lived with that level of concern and empathy you wouldn't be able to function at all. You would be, just, fucking debilitated. Just psychologically crushed. Idk it's just not that plausible to me. And Randall, the lizard. He isn't that fuckable either.

[m-o-p-e]

Valid use of "Read to the end."

[ambulatoryhoodie]

to be fair the overhaul produced more electricity. I don’t recall if they made the power source cheaper since they had a fake ‘scare shortage’ in the first place, so the laughs could have been charged for the same price and stockpiled or something.