#bimercenary

[sleepyspoonie]

"belasco, no matter what you do, he's going to come back."

[quaxorascal]

Nidoran, resident memer: “Guys. Guys. I have 69 HP.”

Mason: “Aaand I’m hitting you again.”

[littleladymab]

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u people and ur specific dice for specific characters meanwhile i'm here rolling a new d20 every time one betrays me with a nat 1

In my defense, i have only actually played one session insofar and I only have one character 

[sleepyspoonie]

d&d A team and B team! aka the seekers and hot girl summer

that pretty much sums up the two parties in a nutshell, lmao

[sleepyspoonie]

for aracelli: 14, 25, 27

14. Most heroic thing they have ever done?

hmmm. by d&d standards, probably slaying a dragon. by my standards? nothing particularly yet. maybe the closest to my standards thus far was risking her life jumping into the river after belasco when he was dragged under by lizard men.

25. Favorite animal?

as if you don’t know. (ps: it’s falcons, in case you don’t know.)

27. They’re at a tavern. They bump into a big burly angry drunk with a combative attitude. What happens?

historically? throw down in a pit with your eight foot tall girlfriend

[quaxorascal]

Nido found the original chart “somewhere on Facebook” and so we sorted out our DnD kids’ stats

[Images: three heptagons that are mostly white with some colour within. Each of the seven points has a label, and the more the colour within is close to the label, the more of that trait the character has. There are three smaller heptagons within the larger shape. Clockwise from the top, the points read: Gay, Goth, Punk, Prep, Country, Jock, Nerd.

Each image reads as follows, assuming each heptagon is labeled 0-4 with 0 is in the centre and 4 is at the edge of the largest heptagon:

Aracelli (in green): 2.5 Gay, 0 Goth, 1 Punk, 0.5 Prep, 4 Country, 3.5 Jock, 2.5 Nerd

Taber (in red): 2.5 Gay, 0 Goth, 1.5 Punk, 2.5 Prep, 0 Country, 4 Jock, 2 Nerd

Belasco (in purple): 2 Gay, 1 Goth, 2.5 Punk, 3 Prep, 0 Country, 0 Jock, 4 Nerd

/end description]

[quaxorascal]

Mason, describing how we’ve gotten ourselves into trouble: “You’re pretty sure the last time you saw the sky, it wasn’t purple.”

Nido, hopefully: “...Is in sunset...?”

[quaxorascal]

At one point Nido rolled their d4s into their dice box, which had a whole bunch of other d4s in it, and only realized their mistake after rolling