temple for "send me a character" thing
This one’s actually a bit of a challenge for me because I really haven’t thought too much about Temple, but I’m really glad you asked!!
Why I like them: Formidable villain who actually has a plan that seems like it could work? Like Sigma’s plan seemed like something out of a fantasy, Locus n Felix seemed to bite off more than they could chew, but Temple was so close to actually doing it! Also he feels like a super “real” character in the flashback sequences to Biff and their blood gulch.
Why I don’t: It felt like his motives and actions seem too big for one man? (I know, the rest of the Blues and Reds are there but he was the main instigator) I would rather see him actually induct an army of other reds and blues (more akin to the season 14 short series kind) so his kidnappings of the freelancers seem a little more realistic.
Favorite episode (scene if movie): I’m gonna go with scene here bc it really was one scene that killed me: when he talked to caboose in the jail cell. That was so heart wrenching and I love caboose and it hurt so much but it was also just so good. I live for angst, this isn’t new.
Favorite season/movie: Well since he’s only season 15.... season 15.
Favorite line: Rrrrrevenge is a dish best served frozen. (Emphasis on the r rolling)
Favorite outfit: Again... this is RvB. This question doesn’t count.
OTP: BiffxTemple is really cute! But can I raise you.... BiffxTemplexGeorgina
Brotp: I wish we saw more Cronut! So Cronut and Temple. But also I think it would be funny to see Church and Temple so...
Head Canon: Temple really didn’t like the taste of beer but Biff did, so he acts surprised and happy when Biff gets some just to seem a little bit more connected (a reach but it sets up some cute fanfic ideas and fluffy feels)
Unpopular opinion: I don’t care for Temple much as a character in the grand scheme of things? I think it’s just because I don’t care much for a tragic villain in this sense, like Sharkface.
A wish: Every time they bring up fish in the upcoming seasons, there is some reference back to Temple’s never-ending supply.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Bring Temple back like Sharkface? Or even like the time travel shenanigans?? Kinda have this opinion on every dead or gone character bc I just feel like they won’t portray them correctly or use them as a cheap plot point. *Stares at Joe* This time tomfoolery better not be all cheap plot points and callbacks.
5 words to best describe them: Sadistic, sociopathic, misguided, one-track-mind, clouded
My nickname for them: He’s tagged as “Binary screaming^2″ in reference to Church’s tag, but squared for all the blues and reds :)
Thanks for asking! Here’s the post if anyone else wants to ask.

















