Henry Letham who cannot get enough of burying his head between your thighs for hours at a time (or until you tell him you can’t take anymore, you’re too sensitive and you’re worried he’s going to die down there— to which he replies, “mhm. die a happy man”) before diving back in) because it’s the only time his brain is quiet and he feels lil it’s an out of body experience. addicted is an understatement.
Especially when he’s come home pissed off from a shitty day of classes, grabs your hand, and swipes his desk clear of any and all paints, easels and brushes that were cluttering it; he puts his knee between your legs to force you backward whilst you’re kissing, till you feel your back hit his desk and hes gently lowering you down n cradling the back of your head so you don’t bang it on the desk as you go. AAAAAND he’s going to town like a starved man.
ok so obviously Henry letham and somno? And he’s all pathetic like ugh you’re so cute but I’m so hard and youre right there? and before he knows it hes pulling your panties to the side and sliding a finger down your folds to see if youre wet?, and he nearly cums in his pants because nnnggh its so warm and wet and perfect even just on his finger? and he could just sidle up to you and gently fuck you till he pulls out and finishes on his own stomach? goes to the bathroom n cleans himself up then gets back into bed like nothing happened?
Ryland drops food off to Henry during his depressive episodes and looks after him. Ryland even researches the best medicine for Henry's depression (Zoloft? Prozac? Supplements? He's got the medical journals DOWN PAT)
They bicker constantly but in a brotherly way. Henry calls Ryland “robot fucker” and Ryland calls Henry a “tortured artist dickhead.” You’re usually the tiebreaker
Cuddling usually looks like Henry on one side (clingy w his face buried in your neck), Ryland on the other (reading or explaining something while stroking your hair).
Or both of them staying up bc Henry's painting like a maniac and Ryland's working on something
They both are very much ADHD hyperfocus pilled I think, so you'll probably wake up at 3am to find them both still nattering away or working on their own projects
CANONICALLY HENRY GETS BETTER WITH THE LOVE OF YOU AND HIS BROTHER. I MAKE THE RULES.
Colt (32) and Lars (27)
Hello.... bc both of these men are car crashes in very different ways
incredibly protective of each other, like Colt helps Lars with social situations (he's such a wingman) while Lars calms Colt down when the adrenaline crashes and he's freaking out after a stunt or if he hurts himself on set
They really are each other's ying-yang and that makes you the perfect centrepiece to their dynamic <3
Colt teases Lars about being shy but is fiercely defensive if anyone else but you does it
Lars if you need a cosy evening in; Colt if you need a wild night out
Lars if you want a cuddle; Colt if you want the day fucked out of you
Not that Colt also can't be majorly sweet and Lars is defo a #munch but... you hear me
Colt sometimes hypes Lars up and takes him to set after dark to show him the awesome stunts he can do on a motorbike and Lars is just obviously so impressed
Lars defo nurses Colt back to health after his accident ):
I do get the vibe that they'd put each other in a headlock and you'd have to grapple them out of it when Lars gets sick of Colt's teasing
Colt (32), Courtland (38) and Holland (35)
Lets remember their jobs quick: Colt (stuntman), Court (mercenary, and Holland (detective) so as brothers it is absolute mayhem
They defo go on missions together- one or all of them is tied up in something they can't handle alone
Courtland is the only one taking the job seriously. Holland knows how to use a gun but is such a feckless bastard that Courtland only gives him unloaded guns
Actually... Court trusts Colt more even if he's only used prop guns because, even as the youngest of the brothers, he's not the most physically reckless (that would be Holland): since his accident, he's actually been very reasonable if not a little cautious
Love languages with you differ so greatly between the brothers that they don't understand each others' treatment of you: Colt = quality time, Court = acts of service, Holland = words of affirmation (mostly drunk rambling). ALL of them are physical touch (MUNCHES).
UGH you're so protected with them it's disgusting. They argue over who gets to sit next to you but will team up instantly if you’re upset
They have probably threatened/hurt/smacked around more people for you than they can count. Collectively function as a really scary identical trio. Nothing will upset you on their watch.
I'm just imagining your boss going in to his office after a long day of berating you, turning on the light to see Courtland sat in his chair menacingly, turning to his left and seeing Colt holding a bat, turning to his right and seeing Holland with his hand in his jacket just revealing his gun belt.
You’re basically their emotional support but in the most healthy way possible; they come back from whatever they've been doing and collapse around you like puppies!
Courtland (38) and Driver (29)
Like a more legitimate version than the triplets. They actually take whatever they're doing seriously and are probably the best mercenary team in the country
They communicate with you and each other through actions more than words e.g., long silences, meaningful glances and occasional touches. I get the feeling they prefer to sit close to you and squish you between them than to hold your hand: they want people to know that you're protected, but not that you're their greatest weakness.
Main source of conflictbetween you and them is that they're worried about you constantly, like how you could be used as leverage against them
Big dog privilege w these two. One of them walks in front of you and one of them walks behind you, or they're both flanking you wherever you go!!!
If one of them is busy, they're asking the other to go with you, like a 24/7 security system that you don't think you need but have regardeless
Courtland brings out the fun side of Driver, and Driver keeps Courtland alert and on his toes when he lets his guard down (he's nine years younger than Court, so he acts as his eyes and ears while Court breaks in to wherever they're going and carries out the mission)
Different ages but they give me SUCH TWIN ENERGY ARGHH
They're so in sync you think they could be telepathic... they share a glance whilst you're saying something and you're like "...what? what was that?? Tell me!!!" and they both just get this knowing smirk on their faces. FUCKERS
You make them feel safe enough to be soft. Like on a rare weekend where they don't have anything to do and you've forced them to stay home you force court to take his gunholster off and tell him to quit being paranoid. He obliges but driver makes sure there's still a bat under the sofa.
Ken (29) and Holland (35)
dating two messy himbo divas is hard work but it is a labour of love
you and ken will stay in watching movies and holland will stumble home, drunk, and flop down across your laps
Ken begs for Holland to take him out on stake-outs on the belief that they are like real life cowboys; Holland refuses, and Ken decides he not interested anyway when he finds out him and Healy don't have horses or lassoos. He stays in and watches an old western with you, instead
Don't be fooled: just because Holland knows how to use a gun (and Ken... does not) doesn't mean that Holland is the 'hard' one in the relationship. Holland can be just as soft, but Ken, being unaware of any and all social rules, shows it more often than Holland will (e.g., in public, Ken is practically bear hugging you wherever you walk. Holland will smack his arm and tell him to cool down on the exhibitionism. Ken just rolls his eyes and brings Holland into the hug, assuming it's a jealousy thing)
Holland teaches Ken how to handle a gun just in case he's out and the house needs protecting. I personally headcanon that Ken has a superhuman strength that nobody (including himself) knows about. Imagine something happens and, before Holland can ever reach for his gun, Ken has punched the guy in the face so smoothly that he drops to the ground. You and Holland look at him like ?? "Ken where did you learn that??" and Ken is like "can't everyone do that?"
Occasionally they will both go out drinking (Holland's influence) and come back home BLACKOUT (ken has 0 tolerance for alcohol) to smother you in kisses and love, waiting on you hand and foot until they pass out in front of you and the TV
they are so dramatic if one feels neglected... if you argue with both of them they will get together to plot how to 'win you back'.
Bonus Twins: Driver (29) and Ken (29) because Driver teaches Ken to fix cars and he feels SO manly about it. Ken tries to teach Driver beach, Driver obliges but decides it's not for him.
