#binxxx

[thestalkerbunny]

Love will kill you. Cause it's rooting through your trash for your toothbrushes to put on a shrine dedicated to you.

[mika080]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

Konoha falls to Suna during the Chunin exam invasion, and in the aftermath, Sakura discovers who her soulmate is.

Now a prisoner, Sakura laments the day the universe gifted her the idyllic nightmare she calls her soul mate, who is more a labyrinth and beast than he is a man.

But he is hers, all the same. The universe gave him to her for a reason…right?

AU of "Words that Tie, Ties that Bind", or a "What if Gaara had successfully kidnapped Sakura after destroying Konoha during the Chunin exams?"

↳ Written for GaaSaku FanFest 2023: Day 21: soulmate/soul bond, “what will this cost me?” Day 25: sex pollen, scent/senses, “you smell so good”. Day 26: ptsd/mental illness, bad guy wins, “save me”.

[thestalkerbunny]

I wanna fuck that cat.

His name is Binxxx Bantrixxx, he is a bassist for a punk band called Long Fang in Los Diablos, and he's a recovering alcholic.

Remember kids.

Cats have barbed penises.

[topgunreacts]

rest in penis

imagine: maverick and iceman are chillin (pun intended) and maverick decides to throw a grape at maverick for shits and giggles, he misses and iceman starts to laugh at him and mock him. Maverick gets pissed and chucks the entire plate at ice's head, killing Ice. Maverick flees the room and trips on the grapes scattered on the ground and hits his head and also dies. rip