full name. kieran thomas burke
age & birthday. january 23, 1990 ( 29 )
gender identity. genderqueer/gnc
preferred pronouns. they/them
romantic orientation. demiromantic
sexual orientation. pansexual
hometown. chicago, illinois, usa
FAMILY INFORMATION
mother. siobhan burke
father. cormac burke
siblings. tbd
pets. leo ( bunny ) and pancho ( cat )
other family members of importance. --
important people outside of family. tbd
PERSONALITY INFORMATION
positive traits. creative, confident, independent, funny, offbeat, tenacious, resourceful
negative traits. reckless, addictive personality, amoral, scatterbrained, rambunctious, belligerent, unpredictable
hogwarts house. slytherin
likes. leather skirts with mesh tops, ‘scaring the children’, randomly yelling. the smell of freshly printed paper, movie title porn puns, being the queerest bitch in the room
dislikes. the whole gps situation, rehab, society in general, ceiling fans, technology beyond 2003, people who use gender labels as some kind of insult
pet peeves. people who purposefully misgender, people who act like they don’t watch porn
most embarrassing memory. their was a brief moment the first time they wore a skirt out in public and they got harassed but after 0.2 second they just spat right back at their harassers.
hobbies. going to rehab, cartography, people watching
guilty pleasure. astrology, collecting 90′s crafts (ie. blowpens), anchovies
unusual talents. is truly talented at a pipe organ because growing up it was either that or singing and honestly anyone can sing, Key wanted to play the instrument embedded in the structure of the building, because how badass.
habits. drinking in excess, smoking, party drugs, picking at their lips
OCCUPATION/SCHOOLING INFORMATION
major. graduated from BSU with a Bachelor’s in Creative Writing with a minor in screen writing
occupation. screen writer for porn
place of work. their home