full name. Teddy (Theodore) Smith
age & birthday. Feb 14, 1993 (26)
gender identity. cis-male
preferred pronouns. he/him.
romantic orientation. Panromantic
sexual orientation. Pansexual
hometown. London, UK
FAMILY INFORMATION
mother. Unknown
father. Unknown
siblings. One sibling he has found but they don’t know he exists.
children. n/a
pets. a goldfish named Jeremiah
other family members of importance. his wife Dria
PERSONALITY INFORMATION
positive traits. loyal, friendly, funny, entertaining
negative traits. impulsive, unreliable, non committal, avoidant
star sign. aquarius
hogwarts house. Hufflepuff
likes. chicken nuggets, sex, music, attention, affection, drugs, goldfish, umbrellas in drinks
dislikes. McDonalds broken ice cream machine, feelings, horses, flavoured condoms (they are not edible, lesson learned).
pet peeves. the six nugget meal at maccies (who only wants six? What purpose does it serve?)
most embarrassing memory. see above note on flavoured condoms
hobbies. sex, coding, netflix, partying,
guilty pleasure. sitcoms with happy families
unusual talents. all things tech, dancing, speaking goldfish
habits. smoking, drug use, sex as a means of affection
OCCUPATION/SCHOOLING INFORMATION
major. n/a
occupation. uber driver / drug dealer / socialites husband
place of work. his car