MEAT MOUNTAIN CONCENTRATE

evil doppelgängers dni

[jessepinwheel]

okay here's a poll

fanfic is for

shipping

torment nexus

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

no you don't get to say both or neither or a secret third thing. pick a side.

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[trashcangimmick]

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[milquetoaast]

theyre putting something in the water that makes you pee.

[awkwardqueenofhell]

The Harder They Fall (2021)

[bunjywunjy]

Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

[do-not-go-gently-42]

[uovoc]

The only thing holding back energy bars from being delicious is the godforsaken need to proteinmaxx everything

[uovoc]

In reality I do know why you don't see fatmaxxed based energy bars and it's that energy bars need to have a long shelf life and fats have the unfortunate tendency to go rancid quickly. But wait! Through the miracle of science, couldn't we create shelf stable fats? Unfortunately this is the origin story of partially hydrogenated oils. But wait! Are there not, perhaps, shelf stable fats that occur naturally? Unfortunately these are what are known as saturated fats and trans fats

[uovoc]

a SecUnit gets assigned some of Murderbot's old clients and through their offhand comments it slowly begins to build up a horrifying picture of this other rogue unit. "There's only ten guys out there, you can take them" No? I can't? "Don't worry, we'll stay in the shuttle, don't want to get eaten by a giant worm this time haha" Is that a thing that happens??

[theplanthropologist]

Natural Bridges State Beach

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[specialagentartemis]

📂 Useless Murderbot headcanon?

Farai’s grandmother was Consuela Makeba’s second-in-command on the Pressy, one of the co-most significant people in Preservation history. Farai comes from a family that has a LOT of celebrity and respect on Preservation, it’s just that Murderbot doesn’t know that because it doesn’t particularly pay attention to long and boring historical presentations.

[specialagentartemis]

📁 murderbot?

because I’m thinking about Makeba: Consuela Makeba didn’t have any children. Symbolically though everyone born on Preservation (or naturalized as a citizen) is considered a Descendant of Makeba.

[blessphemy]

re: trying to make your own protein bars, have you ever looked into pemmican? looks like the traditional recipes were made with a good amount of fat, too

pemmican

oh cool. i have not heard of this before... i have a tendency to buy prepackaged foods for hiking snacks cuz it's Easy. but maybe it could be fun to make stuff.

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[laurelnose]

I am currently being oppressed by the Libby holds queue for Translation State >:( have this Breq speedpaint from back when I finished Ancillary Sword