Average Day with Helos, Bipper, and Darcy
Darcy is found on the ceiling.
Darcy: THE VOICES…THE VOICESSSS!
Bipper: Do you want eyes on your sandwich Darcy
Darcy: HE JUST ASKED ME- what do you THINK I WANT
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Helos: After all these years…
Bipper is in the background screaming “REFERENCE?!” but no one notices
Helos: I HAVE FINALLY COMMITTED MY GREATEST CRIME!
Darcy, mouth full of cookies: yeah…a cookie jar…sooo much better than almost taking over two entire worlds
Bipper: UM, almost? I am SUCCESSFULLY a smart power-wielding teenager AND an ALL-KNOWING CHAOS GOD!!!
Helos: yeah, and since when were you monarch of an entire universe, and *practically* TWO, oh, and multi-time creator of clones, ruler of magic, etc!
Darcy: PBBHLLJJB! ETC?! PRACTICALLY?! IM HEARING MISSING EVIDENCE
Bipper: oh, don’t be TALKING! YOU WERE THROWN OVER BECAUSE YOUR HUMAN HALF WANTED TO GO BE AN ANIME GURL WITH HER FRIENDS!
they then argued for the next 72 hours about which one was better. It ended with one limb being lost, and it was the third time this week. (Don’t worry! Bipper replaced it back.)
