Jul 26, 2019
⁇ / $
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[ text ➙ birdie ]: TWEET TWEET BIRDIE [ text ➙ birdie ]: come over and call me sugar and hold me, i need southern comfort[ text ➙ birdie ]: i need you to hold me gently like paula deen holds butter[ text ➙ birdie ]: yeeeeeeeehaw
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[ text ➙ “birdie” ]: it’d be like the term “cowgirl” is an entirely new word to me. i don’t think the concept would ever be the same. the literal nature of it, a literal cowgirl DOING cowgirl. “cowgirl” taken to the next level is something i absolutely deserve, don’t you think?[ text ➙ birdie ]: that wasn’t meant for you, but i would absolutely take your opinion into account where this is concerned. very interested, actually.