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The Bisexual Snob
The funny thing about Susan was that everybody hated her. Even George hated her, but was dating her for some reason. That was the joke.
Bad things kept happening to Susan. She was fired from her job at NBC. Kramer vomited on her. Then he burned her father’s ancestral cabin to the ground.
George admired Susan from afar. “No one’s better than her,“ he told Jerry, as he lay on the couch in Jerry’s apartment.
George was impressed by Susan’s "lesbianism.” How sophisticated, how beautiful, how hip. There’s no one more perfect than Susan. George only wanted Susan when she found him disgusting. “Do you think I could have driven her to it?” George asked Jerry.
Kramer slept with Susan’s girlfriend.
After years of separation, George impulsively proposed to Susan. Their engagement went on for most of Seinfeld’s seventh season.
George insisted on buying the cheapest wedding invitations. Susan was left alone to complete the task of writing every invitation and licking every envelope. If George had helped her lick even a few he’d probably be dead too. Instead, the invitations Susan didn’t want ended up poisoning her.
Susan’s death– by toxic envelope glue– was the final sick joke. George would have inherited millions and a Manhattan townhouse had he married Susan before her death. Instead, he got the cheap invitations.
In 2015, Jason Alexander reflected on Susan: “We could do the most horrible things to her, and the audience was still on my side.”
Susan Ross was an NBC executive, an heiress who often wore blazers, vests and other subtle menswear pieces, and she was bisexual. She was an adult with a doll collection. She was rich and cold and mean.
Why did Susan, who despised George and his idiot friends, stay with him and even agree to marry him?
*Illustration Notes: Quotation from Seinfeld, “The Smelly Car,” episode 20, season 4. Aired on April, 15th, 1993.
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