Andrew and Neil get a parrot
Neil, chilling on the couch with parrot on his shoulder watching exy Andrew: this is not how it works, what.. is this a fever dream.. we got it literally yesterday.. what kind of Disney Princess bullshit is this Neil: can you get me a water bottle I don't wanna move the thing Andrew: oh wow
parrot: fuck you Neil Neil: what the actual hell Andrew: feeds the parrot a seed
parrot, within a week of living with them: I'm fine Neil: weird Andrew, silently: this is it. finally. I can kill him now and I would be in the right
Neil: maybe we should give it a name? Andrew: we should let it name itself since it can talk Neil: I don't think that's a good id- parrot: Shut up Neil Andrew: perfect
Neil coming home to ugly German Schlager Music playing: what... what's going on Andrew standing in the kitchen, staring at the parrot in the living room: quiet, it will only dance to this song
Neil: we should teach it some useful words Andrew: say stickball Neil: what Andrew: Kevin will come and parrotsit next week Neil: say stickball, s t i c k-b a l l
