#bitch!!!!

[deepseasmetro]

good morning! i have been banned from r/nonbinary for calling out a fellow theyfab for attending a transfem support group LOCAL TO ME

[taemcains]

alice dozed through the entirety of hs2 woke up to put her pussy into this scene and then went back to sleep

[cosmicflare]

they should bring back the death penalty

[ohxxlapetitemort]

My uterus is playing tricks on me by not fully starting my period!!!

[stormbreaker-290]

Me, walking out of our houses bathroom to get to my room after a shower:

@gigabyte1027 < this bitch, immediately covering his eyes: AH!! Gay!

Me, very covered with a towel as always: ,,,,AS IF ID JUST WALK OUT COMPLETELY NAKED???

[simpjaes]

😭 cannot believe that I, tumblr user simpjaes, have a friend that balances me out so well!?

@drunkhazed sent me soooo much for my birthday 🥹 i WAS SUPPOSED TO CRY ABOUT IT but i ended up getting the zoomies instead, fr spent all day at work today excited to come home and go through everything thoroughly just to spam her with lame ass videos of me being sappy and dumb ; u ;

she fr got us matching pc holders for our enha men LIKE?!? and so many pcs!!! LIL SKETCH BOOK AND ERASERS!! and like, soooo much more but MAN!! all i know is that i don't entirely deserve her and her fucking immaculate gift giving skills??? BUT!! I DO NOT CARE, THAT'S MY FAVE OOMF!

also the letters ;u; had my ass borderline punching a hole in the wall. I LOVE MY FRIENDS, I RLY DO BUT YOU DRUNKHAZED!!!! are!!! so!!! special!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤 thank u for spoiling me and showing me all the time that I matter to u ; 3 ;

@drunkhazed / @neopuppy the ONLY PERSON TO TRULY MATCH MY FREAK!!! ONE OF THE ONLY PERSON TO NEVER JUDGE ME!!! trust you w p much everything, and i genuinely can’t wait to meet you and go to the aquarium together 🥹 couldn’t ask for a badder bitch in my life. I WILL CHERISH U!!!

[quadrell]

Happy birthday 2 MEEEE