#bitch thought

[rotten-dan]

My dude, hate to break it to you, but if you think screaming and cussing at people for shipping fictional characters is acceptable behavior I really think you need to revaluate your own morals.

shut the fuck up, fuck off and drown

[godsofsocialmedia]

Zoe: My future partner must have the utmost logical mindset and-

Jackson: *trips over a potted plant and starts punching it violently*

Zoe: I want that one

[ambushing]

lmaooo someone tried advertising their porn video on one of my more popular uploads as if I wouldn’t block him within two seconds

[pandoras-fedora]

When you stare at someone you got beef with and they too scared to look back at you 😂😂😂😂

[mkailaw]

heritage not hate 🇺🇸

lmao your heritage is built off of raping, murdering, torturing, enslaving black people, and going to war against your country to keep slavery. You seem to have a lot of hate in your heritage.

[lone-er]

want to let you guys know that i can actually sing

[strictly-academic]

The thing is, I can't take care of you. I can't take care of whatever you're going to give me - heart, soul, time, whatever. I know it hurts but I don't want to tell you yes and then have you come back to me with a 'I thought you said you'll take care of me' or 'I thought you could do it'. Because I can't and I'm sorry but that's the way it is. I just suck, outright, at being responsible for someone. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is and that's that.

[sugarmonstrrr-blog]

ben stiller is the comedian adam sandler wishes he was

-jamie q.

VS.

quote me, bitch. you know i'm right.