#zoson

[godsofsocialmedia]

Zoe: Your existence is confusing.

Jackson: How so?

Zoe: Your presence is annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[godsofsocialmedia]

Zoe: I'm telling you, this is an incredibly dumb plan.

Jackson: It's not dumb it's just..in the works..

Zoe: Have fun dying.

Barry: I hate it when mom and dad are fighting.

[godsofsocialmedia]

Jackson *trying to flirt*: Hey i’m in the shower, could you come help me out ;)

Zoe: is this your first time taking a shower

[godsofsocialmedia]

Zoe: My future partner must have the utmost logical mindset and-

Jackson: *trips over a potted plant and starts punching it violently*

Zoe: I want that one

[godsofsocialmedia]

Zoe, to Jackson: I feel like doing something stupid.

Giselle from behind a bush, spying on them: Do Jackson, he’s pretty stupid.

[godsofsocialmedia]

Zoe: Jackson, cover me!

Jackson: In kisses? Gladly!

Zoe: Jackson, we are in BATTLE being SHOT AT, COVER ME!

Jackson: But kisses later?

[godsofsocialmedia]

Zoe: what’s your mother’s maiden name?

Jackson: Uhhhh-

Zoe: You don’t know your mom’s maiden name?

Jackson: I don’t know what a maiden name is.

Zoe: *faceplaming* The name before she was married.

Jackson: Oh! Pele.

[godsofsocialmedia]

Zoe: I have to practice my toast.

Jackson: Gods, how long is that?

Zoe: Eight pages.

Jackson: Single-spaced?

Zoe: Double-sided.

Jackson: Simonides style