trying this "taking my zombie boyfriend on a date" thing but he used to be famous in his first life, so people were like "is that so-and-so? that actor?" and asking for his autograph. so women were asking him to sign their cleavage and men were taking off their shirts to get THEIR tits signed.
but he heard the lub-dub of their hearts and got really horny (he doesnt eat brains, he eats boypussy) so he had to grab me by the afro and throw me into the back of the car and rip off my pants and devour my dripping cunt cuz he had a raging zombie boner. it happens! 🤷🏽♂️









