#bitch.txt

[polycrueldyke]

Guy that tells you her music taste is just like, really niche you probably won't get it and then you find out she's talking about the long forgotten echoes from the distant past before recorded language

[dyke16loser]

i dont know how some of you people can be like “lol im not responsible for kids on the internet *exposes minors to extremely inappropriate language and behavior*” there was a 9yr old in my lobby on among us and i immediately became hyperaware of how i was talking like that is A Child

[shittiest-dad-of-the-century]

You back off of my children, or elSse, it iSs on Ssight, bitch. I will gut you, and take your teeth aS mine.

Good to see you too, Teeth.

[buggybee48]

among us pet peeves uwu

im making this bc i feel like it and think about it a lot

- joining the 10th game with just 4 tasks and a 10 second kill cooldown

- 10 second cooldown and like 500 tasks

- 50 second cooldown and 4 tasks

- being imposter and the first word you see when the first body is called is your partner’s color

- “it’s red my friend told me”

- “it’s red they vented,” it is red, but they never vented

- people who call a meeting to say they’re the imposter even tho they’re not

- people who accuse based on the task bar

- people whose only defenses are “on god” and “cap”

[brightfamilyfarm]

Do you or Hen want a flower crown -Randy

Oh- sure.

[yuugamijin]

Imdbo (in my dumb bitch opinion) Blackquill and Lang should work together

[prisonlena]

Some of y’all out here write Kara talking smooth ass dirty talk as though you’ve never seen a single episode of Supergirl featuring Kara “I flew here on a bus” Danvers....

[middlebitch]

rip to silicon valley but even bigger rip to all the jarrich fics i have sitting in my google drive, all two-thirds finished and never to be seen