With a taste of your neurotoxin I'm on a ride

personal blog | adult / white | Zed | she/her

[polycrueldyke]

Stabbed post

Girlblogging. Posts are for Me and my multiple hot girlfriends.

DNI: proshitters/MAPs, exclusies/sysmeds, transphobes/terfs/radfems (/srs) and anyone who doesn't enjoy a good scuttle now and then (/J)

I blog from here <3

[ID: abandoned dark room dilapidated/run down with two floodlights, one of them illuminating a single metal folding chair in the middle of the room. End ID]

[prokopetz]

Far be it for me to challenge your "certified girlsmell appreciator" credentials, but I believe the "girlsmell" you are perceiving is in fact the black mould growing in her laundry hamper. That sense of heady intoxication would be the hallucinogenic spores.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

even better??? outta my way im bout to get it

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

There Are So Many Beutiful Colors In The World

[natalieironside]

A doctor saying "Good news! Your labs look great" is like if you were watching a cop show and the chief walked in like "Great news, everybody! The best news! The killer is still at large and we have no leads."

[memorycycle]

(honk at pretty lady on the sidewalk) hey 😏 wanna see me drive straight into that brick wall

[synapsid-taxonomy]

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

[tharook]

:V

[tasmanienerin]

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

[systlin]

TEEF

[thehotgirlproject]

This kind of propaganda is going to lose someone a lot of fingers

[jame7t]

if she’s your girl why is she. Oh god that’s not her I don’t know what that is we need to leave

[hjartasalt]

Icelandic is such a beautiful language

[stormesandshowers]

[catfindr]

[grecoromanyaoi]

of course you have prophetic dreams and pronouns

[librarycard]

i really like when we’re all transgender and weird online it’s like my favorite

[teasugarsalt]

[frankiecorleone]

x

[caption-your-videos-or-else]

[Image ID: A flowchart titled “How to improve your life.” The starting block says “Are there lesbians?” with one branch for “Yes” and one branch for “No.” The “Yes” branch ends with a block that reads “You’re doing great but consider more lesbians.” The “No” branch ends with a block that reads “Add some lesbians.” \End ID]

[librarycard]

its like i always say. at least theres bisexuality

[librarycard]

deep breaths everyone. at least we have bisexualism

[brucebocchi]

i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

[infectiouspiss]

his thousand yard stare and flat ass have captivated me mind and soul

[lxvx]

you are my safe place

[resonantmuse]

nothing makes me happier then seeing a message from you.