Does anyone want to adopt me?
I can't stand being around my mother. She is impossible. Most of the time she bitches about me wanting her to buy healthy food. Usually she at least tries to, which is nice of her, but lately she hasn't even been attempting too.
Mom: I already spent a lot of the food money, but maybe you can get something with what's left over. I bought a lot of good food though.
Me: I can't eat that food. Yeah, it tastes good, but it's really high in calories and saturated fat and doesn't really have a lot of nutritional value. I don't eat based on if the food is "good".
Mom: So, what, should I like, weigh your food?
Patronizing and ignorant. Awesome. Then today, she said I eat to much.
,MNOIWJHELOAKSSHFOWHATTHEFUCKJNALSKDNHFO. NO.
She's making salmon filets, brown rice, broccoli, and a spinach salad, per my request. YUM! I really do appreciate when she makes an effort to make a meal like this for me that she wouldn't normally make. I really do. And she's even making it for a late lunch at 2 so my best friend can eat with us. I really, really appreciate this. What I don't appreciate is when I decide to make a bowl of oatmeal at noon (around when I woke up, whoops.) and she goes,
Mom: Are we still eating at 2?
Me: Yeah, why?
Mom: And you're eating all of that now?? God, you just eat and eat all day.
OH HELL NO. BACK THE FUCK UP.
I try my hardest to eat food that is good for me, to get all my macros in, to not go over my calorie budget, and to keep my metabolism up all day.
My mother will skip breakfast, work until 2 without any food, then come home and make a frozen pizza. While waiting the long 20 minutes for it to cook, she'll usually polish off a bag of chips or cookies. So I really think she should kindly GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK ABOUT MY EATING HABITS.
I also think it's funny that she'll notice me eating a bowl of oatmeal and think that's too much, but never had a word to say 6 months ago when I ate 200 calories a day.
This post is so long and whiny. Bless you for making it all the way through.