Lyrics to Bitches In Bookshops by Annabelle Quezada & La Shea Delaney
Parody to Niggas In Paris by Jay-Z and Kanye West
[Annabelle] Read so hard librarians tryin' ta fine me They can't identify me Checked in with a pseudonym, so I guess you can say I'm Mark Twaining Read so hard, I'm not lazy Go on Goodreads, so much rated Fountainhead on my just read, gave it four stars and then changed it Read so hard I'm literary, Goosebumps series too scary! Animal Farm, Jane Eyre, Barnes & Noble, Foursquare it No TV, I read instead, got lotsa Bills, but not bread: Burroughs, Golding, Shakespeare - all dead Read so hard, got paper cuts on trains while you're playin' connect the dots All these blisters from turning pages, read so hard, I'm seeing spots Your sūdoku just can't compare nor Angry Birds 'cos lookit here My Little Birds is getting stares........."This print's rare." Read so hard, I memorize, The Iliad... I know lines Watch me spit, classic lit, epic poems that don't rhyme War and Peace? Piece of cake, read Tolstoy in 3 days Straight through, no delays, didn't miss a word, not one phrase [Hook] Read so hard librarians tryin' ta fine me (That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray) [La Shea] He said "Shea can we get married at the Strand?" His Friday Reads are bad so he can't have my hand You ball so hard, OK you're bowling But I read so hard, I'm JK Rowling That shit cray, ain't it, A? What you readin'? (de Montaigne) You use a Kindle? I carry spines Supporting bookshops like a bra, Calvin Klein Nerdy boy, he's so slow, Tuesday we started Foucault He's still stuck on the intro? He's a no go It's sad I had to kick him out my house though He mispronounced an author (Marcel Proust) Don't read in the dark, I highlight with markers While laying in the park and wearing Warby Parkers Marriage Plot broke my heart and it made me read Barthes I special ordered a copy, a softcover not hard, HUH?! [Interlude] Belle: Good morning! I've come to return the book I borrowed! Shopkeeper: Finished already? Belle: Oh, I couldn't put it down. You got anything new? [Hook] [Annabelle] I am now marking my place, don't wanna crease on my page Don't let me forget this page, don't let me forget this page I may forget where I left off so I'll use this little Post-It I hope that it stays sticky, I hope it doesn't fall out [La Shea] I am now marking my place, don't wanna crease on my page Don't let me forget this page, don't wanna forget this page I got bookmarks at home but I forgot one for the road (I have a bookmark that I can loan) You know how many bookmarks I own? [Both] I am now marking my page Don't let me forget this page Don't let me forget this page Don't let me forget this page
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