Lisa: Aww, I'm just so excited they're doing a Christmas episode.
Me: Me toooo, I've been waiting foreverrr.
Lisa: I wonder what Klaus is going to buy Caroline. Maybe the heart of the ocean necklace from Titanic... He would.
Me: He would totally buy her that, or a pony... I'm putting my money on the pony.
Lisa: Actually a unicorn with a golden horn.
Lisa: I dunno, more expensive.
Me: We can't assume Klaus is just going to shower her in expensive presents. There are other things that are much more enjoyable he could give her.
Lisa: More enjoyable... dirty amy is dirty.
Me: I AM TALKING ABOUT ONE OF HIS DAWINGS. JEEZ LISA.
Lisa: SURE SURE, AMY. SUUUUURE. cough shrug cough DIRTY BIRD.