#bitpoint crisis

[thebjscavvie]

Update on the Bitpoint Crisis Cover-Up of 2019

SATURDAY EDITION

As the BJ Scavvie reported yesterday, the judges are continuing to cover-up any responsibility they had for the 2018 Bitpoint Crisis that put many in jail and destroyed the minds of others.

George Townsend, former captain who we heard from in our Thursday edition, weighed in: “Item 183 is a regressive mistake. Blockchain currency may be tired, but putting anti-counterfeit measures on money shuts down the whole counterfeit currency speculation market. And it’s truly unfair to those of us visionaries who are already deeply invested in fake Scav money.”

Emily Cambias was also appalled at the attempt of the judges to cover-up what had been a truly disturbing experience for her as a Captain during the crisis itself. She shook her head in horror. “The last time I saw Andrew Jaffe he was screaming “I am God to them! The market is mine!” He ran outside and I never saw him again,” she said. She’s horrified that the Judges are attempting to cover-up a crisis that was traumatic for so many.

The BJ Scavvie reached out to the Judgeship for comment, but received only a single response from a source who wanted to remain anonymous: “I never had a MySpace growing up so I have no idea what a Bitpoint even is.”

[thebjscavvie]

The Federal Authority Avoids Taking Responsibility for 2018 Bitpoint Crisis

FRIDAY EDITION

Scavvies have noted that despite the tragedy that was the 2018 Bitpoint Crisis, throwing several in jail (see yesterday’s Finance piece for a quote from imprisoned George Townsend), the Judges of this year seem to be denying having any role or responsibility for the crisis.

An item in the list that the Judges attempted to bury under other items reads:

”Apropos of nothing, the Judges have decided that "points" are now a physical fiat currency. Please submit a prototype with a suitably grandiose design and at least one anti-counterfeiting measure.”

The reverberations of the Bitpoint crisis of May 2018 are still being felt around the Scav community.

This wording is a punch to the gut for all of the Scavvies impacted and driven mad by last year’s struggle not to lose everything in the Bitpoint crisis.