#bittertowncowboy

[kingfatkat]

Finished commission for @bittertowncowboy of their boy, Stellio! This one was a ton of fun to draw 😍😍😍 loved his design (and his lute)

[haku23]

@bittertowncowboy replied to your post “@subtlemotion replied to your post “Friend and I are gonna go see the...”

Tru story: the dude who played Doug borski in sons of butcher? His wife and him run that place lmfao.

lmaooo really? That’s so weird :’DD What a weird transition, but good for him! My old gym trainer went and said it was great LOL.

[haku23]

@subtlemotion replied to your post “Friend and I are gonna go see the dog movie and make it a challenge...”

LOL GOOD LUCK THE COMMERCIAL MAKES ME CRY

lmfao TY I will need it bc same tbh

@bittertowncowboy replied to your post “This place in my city now offers like… It’s basically sensory...”

Is it zee float????

It eez. hahaha yeah, that one.

@secondbestpolicy replied to your post “Friend and I are gonna go see the dog movie and make it a challenge...”

good luck!

TY I will need it!!! :’D

@ouijubell replied to your post “This place in my city now offers like… It’s basically sensory...”

Don't do it Haku. Or if you do - bring a knif-ves. Knives.

LOL I won’t! It just sounds like a terrifying experience tbh

@ouijubell replied to your photoset “She wouldn’t let me take my hand away lol”

Does she wuv you?

she does :’)

[haku23]

@bittertowncowboy replied to your post “rein and 76 is cute even tho rein’s dick would prob break 76 in half...”

Listen and consider: Rein bottom.

That is tru. : | How foolish of me!!!  

@bamf-happens replied to your post “rein and 76 is cute even tho rein’s dick would prob break 76 in half...”

If German Don Quixote's dick is proportional, it would break every damn body

I SECOND BOTTOM REIN WHOLEHEARTEDLY

lmfao right?? but YEAH MAN YEAH bottom rein... what could go wrong  

[haku23]

@bittertowncowboy replied to your post “@bittertowncowboy replied to your post “i’m so consumed with lust for...”

wheres that news article that says we'll have fuckable robots by 2025???? im ready

idk but thank god tbh... 

[haku23]

@bittertowncowboy replied to your post “i’m so consumed with lust for robots lately. i want to fuck a robot…...”

robots cant judge you like humans can. im asexual as heckerino but id definitely fuck a robot

it also helps that i feel like myself and a robot would share a similar emotional capacity *eyes emoji*

Lmaoooo exactly. :’DD can’t believe technology has not advanced to this point yet smh..

@banditrevolver replied to your post “@banditrevolver replied to your post “i want to go into the ocean and...”

LMAO THAT IS PERFECTLY REASONABLE. they wear super super cute casual clothes and diving suits so i got over it p quickly tho. i looovoevoeoveo the art

Ahh that’s good to know lmao I can probs handle the ugly school uniforms if everything else is cute LOL

[haku23]

@uminoko replied to your post “last night i had a dream i started bleeding profusely from my...”

why did you make me read this with my own human eyes

LMAOOOO I’m sorry but it had to be shared

@bittertowncowboy replied to your post “last night i had a dream i started bleeding profusely from my...”

i literally spit out my water reading this

The best part of waking up is realizin you’re not actually bleeding from your butthole!

@ouijubell replied to your post “last night i had a dream i started bleeding profusely from my...”

Like in that "Rejected" animated movie where the cloud is bleeding and yelling, "My anus is bleeding!"? Like that?

I woke up and I thought that exact thing LOL I was like uhhhh ok then...

[haku23]

@bittertowncowboy replied to your post:@bittertowncowboy replied to your post “the key i...

i managed to come up with 2 by myself, and linz straight up told me my third one lmao IM JUST NOT VERY RELATABLE I GUESS.. IT WAS A STRUGGLE…

Lmfaoooo yeah I think eventually I'm gonna have to like solicit opinions bc seriously. I'm trying to be like ah one from animes one from vidya games and one from something else but like lol