#bitttttch

[joshkiszkashusband]

WAIT OH MY GOSH!! Me and Edvin Ryding have the same Birthday

[tom-nippleston]

Me, an adult, on a Friday night

[narutojenner]

WHat thé hell is jfjfjfui my precious gf, tommy (genesis) with glue dragon 🐉. I hate him

[fleshworld-bodyprison]

Look how fucking cute I am

[lovelybydecay]

[ifthepuppetmakesyousmile]

"She could sell an arm to a fucking octopus--put her up front."

Every once in a while some man with something to prove gave her a hard time, but she knew they were easy targets for upselling. Oh, you want the extended warranty. You want the special edition with red stitching and genuine leather. They're only making 3000 of these. You're so right. You should go for the V8--you don't wanna be stuck in the snow regretting the V6. Appeal to the part in him that already thinks he's better than everyone else and it's money in the bank.

Women who came in with their dull boyfriends left with questions and feelings that lingered in their minds. Maybe they were just nervous about the whole car buying experience. Consider, it's quite a commitment. Are you looking for something long term? Or just something for right now? Maybe you're...curious. No shame in backing out after just a little test drive. Maybe try a lease if you're not...ready to buy. Why don't I open the door and let you have a look around, maybe slip inside, go for a little ride.

[samthegaylord]

I never wanna leave your side @crywanks

[subduedsmiles]

i told someone from highschool that i’ve always thought they were stupid and it feels fucking good😂