#bizzlelore unlocked

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When i was a kid and I played Ocarina of Time for the first time, I spent the whole game annoyed as hell at Navi, only to cry like a bitch when she left me at the end.

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Every time I type without looking at my hands, my brain has to remind my that I only learned how to do that by playing a fan made deviantart simulator game where you got to throw holy water on a possessed Castiel from Supernatural and my bro had to tell me it was gooner bait I just never noticed because I thought the game was fun but the holy water looked like man mayo and I never realized but i kept playing it because it was still fun and now my brain just like tortures me about it sometimes like I'm some sort of Cas obsessed gooner bro i swear, i just like typing games because Mavis Beacon or whatever it was was an integral part of my learning experience.

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My almost 2 year old neice said "bye bye barko" and then tried tonfeed him a grape.

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My friend is judging me because my comfort shoelw is Yamishibai :(

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As your local beatbizzle, ima drink 500 of those "Beatbox" alcohol thingies. Brb.

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Does everyone just get fundamentally misunderstood by the loved ones that are supposed to understand you? Or is that just a me experience.

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I'm in therapy for not being able to feel eny emotion, most of all anger, but let me tell you. Acts of compassion make me cry like a bitch and I cannot understand why. Please someone explain because i have no grasp on emotions that aren't directly linked to my cat.

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One time my stupid brain short circuited and mixed up "boys will be boys" and "bros before hoes" and I said "Bros will be hoes" with such confidence, my intro psych teacher had to look it up in a book of idioms he had.

It's one of those moments that keeps me up at night.