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H8 MEME: CYBERPUNK. coincidentally that is a cyberpunk title
I hate the following things about cyberpunk: too white, not enough of it in general, always about individualist narratives and never the masses otherthrowing the corporate overlords. where are the cyberpunk trade union stories. also the male characters frequently have absolutely wretched outfitsalso there is Never Enough Filth. i want more dirt.H8 MEME is my new cyberpunk RPG series starring the infamous BJ statistic
ok everyone who wants me to play shadowrun returns as the infamous BJ Statistic, vote in the askbox or whatever.
over the past calendar year ive successfully graduated uni, extricated myself from a highly emotionally damamging relationship, got a new job and made a whole clock by hand.
And yet the achievement i am most proud of is taking a throwaway remark made by my sister in a joke tweet and making a tumblr textpost centred around the concept of a gross nerd hacker call " BJ Statistic", and his grotty cyberpunk life full fo sex-droids, online hunterkiller programs, cyberspace pirates and Mad Hacking Adventures in the Matrix, out of it.
BJ Statistic was such a good idea and i think about It and Him on nearly a Daily Basis.
thats all Cyber-freaks. code hard. ( i have no idea how to code anything im just obsessed with ****cyber****)
MORE CHARACTERS FROM THE UNIVERSE OF EVERYONES FAVOURITE CYBER-GENIUS, B.J STATISTIC
Me: " VOTE FOR RUMPP STATE IN THE 4028 CITY MUNICIPAL ELECTIONS: THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO CAN SOLVE THE DROID ISSUE"
Me: Rumpp State ( who i have decided is grotesquely overweight and lacivious) is the comptroller of whatever hell city BJ statistic lives in
Me: "Rumpp State chewed Its technically illegal cyber-gar and gurned maniacally,"Damn Zaned out freaks," It spluttered, eyeballing the E- flimsy with all three of Its optical organs." lets see how they like it when i outlaw their precious- sex drones. I'll show these hacker scum how a REAL comp-troller plays!"
Me:*Rumpp State* has a cadre of bootlicking staff. they r all horrendous and continuously trying to find things for him to ban for PR purposes
@Epanistamai: i love it
Me: Including Sexdrones, intelligent perfume spray, feeding/providing machine/computer lubricant to the homeless and using analogue timepieces
Me; Rumpp State always exudes the faint visual hint of greasiness and appalingly styled hair in any room he's in
Me: VOTE FOR RUMPP STATE. THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO CAN PROMISE YOU HYPER TOXIN FREE WIFI
Epanistamai: opening shot of the pilot episode follows a rumpp state campaign poster drifting like tumbleweed across the information superhighway until it hits bj statistic in the face [studio audience laughs uproariously]
Me: Rumpp State only smokes the highly illegal cy-gar, which it gets from its friend, the ambassador from Nuovo Peculatio
Me: Rumpp State's main rival is techno-liberal centre left poltician Ludvig Bellcher, who advocates a more lax policy on droids
Epanistamai: Rumpp State's moist, grey skin is highly sensitive to natural light and therefore makes no public appearances except by holofeed. when the personal touch is required it sends its clone-secretary, Snivelweed 4.0
Me: Rumpp State loves one thing more than Cygars, the city, and money: his Mother of course, you liberal scum
Epanistamai: #yasss
Me: Rumpp State has donald Trump toupee hair
