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Power Rangers Mystic Force--The Ten Terrors

There's something for everyone here--even a little body positivity.

koragg: you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. "i'm so hungry, i could eat the horse." one-hit k.o.

black lance, nodding: don't look the gift horse in a mouth

koragg: you could also add horses to other idioms such as, "don't count your horses before they hatch." you can do this in any number of ways

black lance: you've opened this can of horses, koragg. now lie in it.

itassis: while i'm sure we all appreciate whatever this is, can you two please stop disrupting the meeting?

koragg: HEY BABES I'M BACK FROM PLACING CURSES ON RANGERS AT THE PARK

black lance: how was it? any cool curses?

koragg: turns out those kids can deflect curses with the nintendo ds anyway i gotta go purge some evil energy

black lance: you should never lookat a horse

black lance: wait shit hang on

black lance: never kick a horse in the mouth

black lance: please help me

koragg: it's gift

black lance: NEVER GIFT A HORSE IN THE MOUTH

mystic's resident horse girls, everyone

leelee: why is it that someone gently saying "hey hey whoa" while another person is crying like the most intimate and comforting thing

black lance & koragg: *nodding* horse intimacy

I'd like Power Rangers Mystic Force imagines for these members of the Ten Terrors:

Magma/Oculous/Serpentina/Megahorn/Hekatoid/Gekkor/Black Lance/Sculpin

Magma: Looks like you’d have to be heat resistant, but yes.

Oculous: Yes!

Serpentina: Snakes transformations are fun.

Megahorn: DRAGON. Evil dragons. 😚

Hekatoid: And we’re doing amphibians here, too. Maybe he wants tadpoles.

Gekkor: Wyvern and gecko hybrid.

Black Lance: Knight armor has been attractive to me since… forever.

Sculpin: “Sculpin is fanatically loyal and devoted to the Master, and doesn't even view it as his place to question orders.” Zealous merman. Good.

koragg: apologies for being a complete freak but does anybody else sometimes gallop up the stairs on all fours if no-one's around to see it

black lance: absolutely

koragg: awesome. we are normal. we are so normal.

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