Blackguard headcanons
iallyCredit to the suicide squad discord server for giving me most of these.
1. He can rap. Only a bit tho.
2. He’s an absolute himbo, just the dumbest man there is.
3. He’s a very flirty drunk. He has very dumb pick-up lines but he’s adorable.
4. He is a GOD at breakdancing.
5. He loves Dr. Pepper.
6. This man drinks tons of respect woman juice, he adores badass women. Just loves ‘em
7. Is like a golden retriever when he sees the one[s] he loves, he tries to stay cool but just can’t contain himself. He’ll have lil’ grabby hands
8. He will put on the most horrifying movies so you’ll get scared and cuddle with him.
9. Speaking of horror movies, he will freak out if you put a werewolf movie on. He will clutch onto you and won’t let go.
10. Man loves dogs, he wants to get one with you.
11. He wants a chihuahua named “bloodbath” or something like that.
12. Loves to cuddle, seriously he’s obsessed. He’s like a fucking koala.
13. Will let you paint his nails. You always get to pick the color.
14. Loves animated movies, won’t admit it. Especially, Ghibli films.
15. Has a Pokemon collection, loves to show it off to you. Will give you any doubles.
16. Keeps his used Juul pods and such.
17. Has done a shoey with Boomer. Has thrown up afterwards. Moral of the story: don’t drink out of Boomer’s shoe.
18. He fell for drop bears, almost cried when you all went to Australia. He’s had to run from a flock of magpies.
19. He once shot a magpie when it chases him. That was a mistake.
I’ll probably add to this later on. Ideas and suggestions are welcome!