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Is the archivist a chew toy now? I'm getting a mouthful of thigh!

I am once again reminding you of this post. Bite the Archivist at your own fucking risk.

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Did i hear cockwarming plus tattoo?

That’s exactly what you heard. Who said it though? The archives are haunted by a pervert ghost with very good ideas.

Suddenly have a desperate need for birria

I regret to inform you the only birria left is the consomé I spilt on myself.

Also gargantuan hips 🥵

Thanks for noticing! Wanna see how much of me fits in your hands?

Sounrs like you had a great night

*extremely loud correct buzzer*

Had a fucking awesome night, wooooah—you see that????

*sirens, lazers, obnoxious light show*

It’s overstim timmmmme

Turning you into a chewtoy

Thats it, no more warnings. Bend over.

My work will only let me have 2 face piercings. What should i get?

Tell them you have permission to have more. I’ll write you a note.

Post a pic and I’ll give my command opinion.

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