r/showerthoughts sentences
❝ people with cats meow more than they do. ❞ ❝ spiciness in peppers is a defense mechanism gone wrong. ❞ ❝ clapping is basically what you do when you’re excited, but have no one to high five. ❞ ❝ it’s weird that humans show their teeth as a way of being friendly. ❞ ❝ diet clubs should open ❛ all you should eat ❜ buffets. ❞ ❝ spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon. ❞ ❝ lasagna is just a spaghetti cake. ❞ ❝ the hospital in which you were born is the only building you left without ever entering it. ❞ ❝ the only criminals we know about are the ones who weren’t very good at being criminals. ❞ ❝ in a cell is the only place you cannot have a cell phone. ❞ ❝ a microwave is the only place where 99 is greater than 100. ❞ ❝ it’s impossible to think of a new color. ❞ ❝ slot machines are just shitty ATMs. ❞ ❝ what if eyeballs were called ❛ skull grapes ❜ instead? ❞ ❝ the opposite of a donut hole is a whole donut. ❞ ❝ indescribable is a pretty good description. ❞ ❝ if a vacuum sucks, is it a compliment or an insult? ❞ ❝ hips are the shoulders of the legs. ❞ ❝ dreams are the ultimate Fake News. ❞ ❝ everything in the world is either a potato or not a potato. ❞ ❝ until you die, you don’t know if you’re immortal. ❞
