A film you wish you hadn’t watched? (spill the tea sweet boy)
I watched The Hateful Eight [ I think it was a Christmas release and I watched it on New Years / January 2nd... ] and I was really hype for this movie. I watched the trailers and I could see why bitches were all on Tarantino’s dick, like I was there for that experience tbh.
And then I watched the movie.
It wasn’t even the fact that the movie was just another excuse for Tarantino to write racial slurs 50+ times into his script, or even the fact that the Samuel L. Jackson’s dick got shot for no reason other than in this historical drama the only black character of importance was subjected to sexual mutilation and it was played for laughs, or that literally every other black person in the movie was killed.
What I hated was the fact that Channing Tatum’s whole plan didn’t even make fucking sense. I think it was Channing Tatum... It was just a long ass movie that was hella fucking racist and the plot had a giant gaping whole. There was a freak snowstorm and that’s what set up the whole rest of the movie. The only decent part of the film is when they’re in the stagecoach and everything after that is just fucking trash.