Worstthrust- The Princess and the Frog (my sister depressed me by saying Donovan is Ray)
Blaisely- Rapunzel (Although if I were to write this, I would use the Tangled plot line. Blame is so Flynn Rider coded except you know more BRCU)
Caroluxy-Beauty and the Beast (which is which unclear!)
Stoliz-Cinderella (which is which is again unclear, I mean the Blitzø Stolas parallels are obvious but also Stolas sending birds to pluck out Stella and Andrealphus’s eyes is incredible)
Bladuke- The Snow Queen (not frozen! Although that also wouldn’t be half bad, here’s a link to a YouTube vid that sums up the story fairly well https://youtu.be/GJPwgGkGqAc?si=ogm794JHfJ0zGE83)
Donna/George- Anastasia (come on amnesia! I know I know it’s more of a folktale than a fairytale, but come on)
Luxy/Flint (idk their ship name)- The Road to El Dorado (I know that’s a DreamWorks movie not a fairytale, but come on) no but seriously, Hansel and Gretel (little shit swindling their way out of dying is very them coded)
Mingworthy’s(or Adrian and Everly really)- The Little Mermaid (Adrian is Ariel)
Blame and Paisley meet someone enchanting at a party
Blaisley Halloween fic
Blame was bored. This had to be the lamest Halloween party ever. The music was aight but the drinks sucked, even after he’d spiked the punch, the food was pretty but gross, and everyone seemed to have a stick so far up their ass it was a miracle that it wasn’t coming out their eye. He scanned the room for something, anything of interest.
Then he saw her. She was dressed like the belle of a masquerade ball. She was so stunning, for a brief moment Blame’s breath got caught in his throat. He had to talk to her; he just had to. He made his way through the crowd till he got to her side. She was playing with her bag and looked distinctly uncomfortable with the crowd.
“Hey what’s up dawg?”
Maybe he should’ve made more noise in his approach he thought, as the girl jumped and then pulled her gun out of her purse pointing it at him. He quickly put his hands up in the universal sign of surrender; which he doubted was helped by the axe in his hands. She sighed and put the gun away before smiling at him.
“Sorry about that, you scared the shit out of me.” She was truly drop dead gorgeous and yet adorable at the exact same time.
“Nah dawg it was my bad, I didn’t mean ta startle ya”.
She giggled and it was the prettiest sound he’d ever heard. He was completely smitten with this girl.
“So who are you Jason?” She asked scanning his outfit.
“You can call me Jason if you want dawg” Blame responded. “What’s your name Princess”.
“You can call me Princess if you want dawg” she mimicked him. Apparently neither of them wanted to tell the other their name. Maybe they liked the mystery too much.
“So what brings you here?”
“My friend’s hosting this party, what about you?”
“I showed up with weed and was let in”.
She immediately burst out laughing right as the beat dropped. She was so fucking pretty. Suddenly, the shitty music sounded like the best song Blame had ever heard.
“Do you wanna dance?” He asked shouting to be heard over the music.
“I’d love too!” She yelled.
They danced all night. The music was still shit but to them it sounded amazing. They never found out each other’s names but they had the time of their lives that Halloween. Maybe they’ll find each other again someday but for now they were ok with only having Halloween.
