#blakeintechnicolor

[diggingindetritus]

LIZ or cerviceps tagged me in a thing SO

1) where would you be if you could be any place in the world right now?

Tbh right where I am. I waited a while to be home and its nice :)

2) what is your biggest non-career-related dream?

non-career??!?!? uh......... to hold a koala probably. or an ape............ or a tiger.............................................

3) what’s your favorite scent?

my boxer, neoprene??? because when i played World of Warcraft on my old Acer I used to have it sit on my lap with the neoprene case underneath it and it would heat up and smell really strong but now I have serious memory recalling abilities to Teldrassil and how much fun I had with friends.

4) [ron dunn voice] what is your spirit animal and why

i guess a cat because cats are adorable nerds and i love them and want to hold them constantly but they hate me so maybe they aren’t my spirit animal????? if not then i’m going with baby orangutan because they look like tired old men and cry a lot. i love them.

5) do you think that people are inherently good or bad (or somethin else)?

i am kind of suspicious of everyone.... i constantly assume people aren’t like bad.... but more ~not trustworthy~ until i get to know them

6) what would be your ideal superpower and how would u use it?

probably like?? time travel. mainly so i can go live as a viking or osmehting. in disgusting squalor 8)))))))))))))))))))

7) what is something that you want to do but are also scared to do?

ROCK CLIMBING. SCUBA DIVING. BUNGIE JUMPING. basically any adrenaline sport tbh

8) what are your ideal pizza toppings? bonus: ideal ice cream toppings?

i lOVE mushrooms. tbh i would be happy with just mushrooms and lots of cheese. but pineapple+ham is good too

and ice cream.... idk im simple.... chocolate sauce maybe. maaayyybbbeeeeee sprinkles.

9) if you could get away with any crime, what crime would you commit?

im gonna steal the declaration of independence.

10) what quality about yourself do you value most?

uh.... i can be funny sometimes?

11) if you had all the ingredients + the ability to make any food item, what would you make?

ok this because its beautiful or this because holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

bonus) if you could make me, cerviceps, draw anything, what would it be

me happily dying while smothered by a million cats

Alrighty 11 questions OF MY VERY OWN

1. You have 1 chance to change your life (dramatically or not) for the better. What would that change be?

2. What is your favorite pie?

3. You become a recluse from society; where do you live in your hide away?

4. You are put into an arena with many angry bears. You have any choice of thing to either subdue or attack the bears. What do you choose?

5. You go on a date and the only thing in movie theaters everywhere is either  The Bee Movie slowed down by 50% or the let it go scene on repeat for 1.5 hours with varying affects in sound/imagery. What do you choose to watch?

6. Who would win in a fight: Astronauts or Neanderthals? Why?

7.  Do you think you would survive the rolling ball in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

8. Antarctica or the Arctic?

9. You are standing in a hot dry huge desert with no sign of help except for Mark Wahlberg who is rapping non stop. Do you: a) brave the desert by yourself and hope to survive long enough for help? b) got to Mark Wahlberg and rap to him you need help (he will help but will rap the entire time) or c) you tell me

10. Suddenly you are with Mad Max in the wastelands of Australia. What is your name?

11. Who is your favorite (historical) princess? 

i tagged strangesmallbard moqueurpolyglotte blakeintechnicolor

[diggingindetritus]

blakeintechnicolor replied to your post:the hobbit is dead to me.

It was reeaaally bad :(

oh my gOD i'm going to go on a rant here because you agree with me becAUSE HOLY HSIT

ok ok i really enjoyed the first movie it was a lot of fun, i felt like he balanced the seriousness of the lord of the rings with the adventure of hobbit. I was like YEAH!!!! You are developing a fuck ton of characters and its gr9!!!!!!!!!!! This is so awesome, the visuals are beautiful, I really feel each character is unique and interesitng, I feel like the situations are compelling. I mean yeah it wasn't perfect but I just...  I got such a great feeling after watching that movie. 

Then the second one came. And I knew elves would be in it and I'm not a fan of elves esp. Jackson's elves. I mean true they are Lord of the Ring elves but the hobbit elves - the woodland elves are like....really nasty people they like teasing and taunting the troop. But instead I get these LotR elves all perfect and bullshit.

And OMF Beorn. JFC. I loved Beorn in the book, he was so cool and strange. Instead they gave me neanderthal giant man. gross. I hated him.

AND THEN TURIEL. Ok. Ok. Ok. Yeah there are like no women in the book. I understand and I guess I appreciate the sentiment of adding an oc to the mix to have variety. But she was the shittiest. SHITTEISt example and it created the dumbest dichotomy and love triangle ever like really. You really think Kili would fall in love with an elf????? When his whole life he has been taught by his uncle to hate elves??? If so, wouldn't have have a crisis of conscious?? Nope. Instead its a stupid manky battle for the maids hand between him and fuckin olando bloom.

OH MY GOD and why did they cast Bard to look exactly like will turner. stuOIDfaj

ok THSI MOVIE holy fuck. hol y fuck. You give the audience Smaug back (I could go into why I don't like smaug in the movie before but eh another time) and hes like YEAHHHH!!!!! and your like YEAHHHH!!!!!!! and bard gets the arrow from his son but his bow broke and he.... uses.... his son?????.... ok yeah that fletching won't slice up your sons neck. oh yeah totally the string won't come back at your son and his him in the throat - probably breaking his trachea. yeah. totes. thanks jackson!

UGHHHHHH.

then like thorin is all going crazy and shit and its boring as fuck and no other dwarvves are talking besides fili, thorin and the santa claus one like what the fuck.

there were like 7 dwarves that didn't even have lines in the entire movie. why were they there?????????? fuck this shit.you gave me diverse characters and then forgot they existed??

also isn't this movie called the hobbit???? bilbo was like... a secondary character to thorin, turiel, bard and the orc. w t    f.

god. GOD. and then the fucking battle happens and its boring as fuck (why did no one notice the orcs erecting that flag thing???? where di the worms go they came out and went back in the same hole but then the armies came out????? why would "fergus" and thorin hug in the middle of the battle??? they just stopped... and talked.... like wTF why were the elves like robots i hate elves oh m god)

and then i knew fili, kili and thorin would die and i was gearing up to like cry and shit

but instead all i get is turiel crying over kili. like wt f she's 150 soemthing years old and doesn't even know what love feels like???????

bye.

and poor fili!!!! he died first and no one goes to his body!!!!! kili has turiel, thorin has bilbo and the rest. wow. i felt nothing.

god i hated turiel so much.

i ahTE ORLANDO BLOOM climbing the stones liek wTF NO WE'RE IN A SERIOUS BATTLE SEQUENCE THERE SHOULDN'T BE SO MUCH SLAPSTICK.

ug H OH

AND ALSO that whole thing with galadriel and gandalf and saurmon or w/e ug h kill it.

kill it with fire.

i knwo jackson was just trying to connect this trilogy with the lotr but literally - the only thing that connects is the rign and that's all he should have done wtF

wt f

the script was so bad omg

i hated like all of the characters wtf i use to love them

i'm so sad

[keroa]

I wanted to let you know that I finally started Borderlands 2 after letting it sit in my steam library for like A YEAR and surprise Claptrap is my absolute favorite character. On a similar note, your art Claptrap (and all your art) is really great :)

GOOD he's an excellent little piece of shit

i'm glad you finally got into the game bc honestly. so good.

thank you so much ;o; <3 <3

[asmallmadhope]

Maddy I am no longer around to remind you of this personally but gosh dang you look really cute and pretty and you should know that I saw your icon on my dash today and said "wow I can't believe I have such a cute and pretty friend". alright that's it cya

BLAKE YOU ARE SO CUTE I'M JUST GOING TO CRY A LITTLE THANKS LOVE 

[asmallmadhope]

My friends are the cutest couple in literally the universe. THERE IS NO ONE CUTER. 

Also Blake came up with their ship name so I had to use it.

First of many posts, Blake. Don't you worry.