#blameitonthehalcohol

[redbullandcupcakebatter]

we are hands down the coolest family in the world.and i am the craft master. i'm so ready for mother's day.LOOK FORWARD TO SOME AWESOME PAINTINGS AND CLAY SCULPTURES.AND MAYBE SOME ORIGAMI.

I HOPE YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS MAKE ME SOME MACARONI ART.

It's not a proper Mother's Day without macaroni art.

[redbullandcupcakebatter]

omg but if you adopted chris.he would be my brother omg omg omg.or would he just be one of your lost boys?that would be fine too.but yeah.

NO, HE WOULD BE YOUR BROTHER.

I WANT TO ADOPT HIM. IT WOULD BE AWESOME. AND THEN HE COULD BE YOUR SUPER AWESOME BIG BROTHER.

And then the rest of Tumblr would be all my lost children.

[redbullandcupcakebatter]

mooooom. your fics inspired the coolest sleepover ever. me and my friends are full-clad in our glee costumes (as kurt, blaine, mercedes, and rachel) and we are baking cookies. there is flour everywhere okay. like i don't even.THANKS FOR INDIRECTLY GIVING US SOMETHING TO DOOO.

YOU'RE WELCOME, PRECIOUS SON OF MINE. JUST REMEMBER TO CLEAN UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

(Also, you are seriously adorable. Which character are you?)

(And also send me cookies.)

[redbullandcupcakebatter]

COOKIIIIIIIIEEES.UM. I WALKED TO THE PARK ALL BY MYSELF, AND SANG SONGS TO CHILDREN. ONE OF THEM SAID I SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL.THEN WHEN I GOT HOME MY MOM TOLD ME THAT MY DOG KILLED MY SEA MONKEYS. I WAS SAD.THE EEEEND.*nom nom nom cookies*(true story, tho)

You poor baby. It's okay, I'm your mother now. Go put on your cardigan and we'll walk to the pet store and get you some new sea monkeys, and a new tank because the former one is clearly not dog-proof.

[redbullandcupcakebatter]

WAIT SO I HAVE TUMBLR!SIBLINGS NOW?YOU KNOW CAUSE YOU'RE ADOPTING EVERYBODY.

They are my lost boys.

You are my son.

There we are.

Come here, son, I baked you cookies. Tell me about your day while I ruffle your hair.

[redbullandcupcakebatter]

blameitonthehalcohol reblogged your post: GUESS WHO IS BACK FROM SUMMER CAMP?

TUMBLR!MOM IS BACK.

TUMBLR!MOM IS BACK!!!!

And I am ready to sit down and start answering my asks and filling drabbles, now that I'm back from work.

Come here, my babies. I shall snuggle you all. Especially Henry, who is my Tumblr!son.

[redbullandcupcakebatter]

YOU ARE FREE TO ADOPT MEEE.you are like the nicest ever. no one ever compliments me on my ideas. but you diiiiid. *happy tears*

EVERYONE.

PLEASE MEET MY TUMBLR!SON.

[redbullandcupcakebatter]

if you could only write fanfiction for one fandom (besides glee) for the rest of your life, what fandom would it be?

Mmmmmm...probably Shaman King or Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I used to be pretty prolific with Avatar, but the movie killed all of my joy for it.

I should rewatch the series and write more Toph awesomeness...