pick a fob album and assign a glee character to every song
Hi! Thank you for this ask! I am going to actually answer it this time!
I'm picking American Beauty/American Psycho because I've already tried this with two other albums and failed, and this is the one that I managed to figure out and be sort of happy with the answers lol
Irresistible -> Quinn. This song just gives me skank!Quinn vibes. It's the "I didn't come for a fight but I will fight till the end" and "I love the way you hurt me" and "too many war wounds and not enough wars" and "You're second hand smoke / I breathe you in / but honey I don't know / what you're doing to me."
American Beauty/American Psycho -> Santana. "I think I fell in love again / Maybe I just took too much cough medicine" gives me Santana trying to deny her feelings for Brittany vibes. I feel like she'd just vibe with this, like she's gorgeous but she'll fuck you up, you know?
Centuries -> Rachel. "Some legends are told / Some turn to dust or to gold / But you will remember me / Remember me for centuries" and "And I can't stop 'til the whole world knows my name" and "I am the opposite of amnesia" PLEASE try to tell me that Rachel Barbra Berry would not listen to this song and let these lyrics go right to her head. This is her SONG.
The Kids Aren't Alright -> Blaine. "And maybe I bit off more than I could chew" and "And in the end / I'd do it all again / I think you're my best friend" and "And your love is anemic and I can't believe / That you couldn't see it coming from me / And I still feel that rush in my veins / It twists my head just a bit to think / All the people in those old photographs I've seen are dead" COME ON BLAINE WOULD LISTEN TO THIS SONG AND HE WOULD HAVE SO. MANY. FUCKING. FEELINGS. You cannot convince me otherwise. It would physically pain him and he would love it.
Uma Thurman -> Sam. "I can move mountains / I can work a miracle, work a miracle / Ooh, oh, oh, I'll keep you like an oath / May nothing but death do us apart" Sam does everything with his whole self okay, he is all in and he will commit and he would do anything in his power to keep those commitments, and I think this would resonate with him because of that.
Jet Pack Blues -> Tina. It's the "When the city goes silent / The ringing in my ears gets violent" and "I think our hands were just that close / The sweetness never lasted, no" and ESPECIALLY "Did you ever love her? Do you know? / Or did you never want to be alone?" I think Tina loves herself but struggles a bit with being alone, and I think this song would really make her feel those feelings.
Novocaine -> Puck. "I will always land on you like a sucker punch" and "Don't mind me, I'm just a son of a gun" and "I'm just a problem that doesn't wanna be solved" et cetera. In my mind, Puck is someone who has a hard time thinking he's good enough, and this song has a lot of lines that he would really be able to relate to.
Fourth of July -> Sebastian. "I said I'd never miss you" and "I'll be as honest as you let me / I miss your early morning company" and "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean any of it / I just got too lonely" and just... if you know, you know.
Favorite Record -> Brittany. This just sounds like a song that Brittany would play for Santana when they're broken up but she wants to get back together. "You were the song stuck in my head / Every song that I've ever loved." And that's that on that.
Immortals -> Jesse. "They say we are what we are, but we don’t have to be / I’m bad behavior but I do it in the best way" and just. Immortals. Jesse fully seems like the kind of guy who could be just full of himself enough to start talking about being immortal; not literally, but metaphorically. About how he's so great and will leave such an impact that it will remain forever, you know? This is sort of the same reason that Rachel for Centuries.
Twin Skeletons (Hotel In NYC) -> Finn. This is very Finn-post-graduation feeling lost and directionless. "And honey I only appeared so I can fade away / I wanna throw my hands in the air and scream" this feels very much Finn spiraling, showing up to NYC to find Rachel living her best life and then just ditching, not knowing what to do with himself. "There's a room in a hotel in New York City" yes Finn, yes there is, and it's the room where you beat the shit out of Brody, asshole.








