#blaseballkin

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i've never confessed this before but for my most unhinged kinmem ever and of course it's from blaseball, i'm pretty sure i broke into mike townsend's house sometime while he was still in the shadows.

it is very possible i had a key, i mean i'm pretty sure he knew the code to MY front door so it'd make sense. but i am getting "i picked the lock" vibes, i just know i came in through the front door. i sat in his living room for about 10 minutes and then left without really doing anything and i don't think i ever told him because i was embarrassed.

sorry mike. your couch is comfortable and i missed you.

- Jaylen Hotdogfingers (#sparkler🔥🎇)

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(Please post June 2nd!)

…one year of blaseball not being a thing. Honestly still doesn’t feel real, imo? The idea that all of us are actually free from it and not going to be dragged back at some amount of notice, potentially separate from whatever the site’s doing.

I’m not sure how much I’ve changed since then. I made a few new friends, I guess. I think I became closer with some of my already-existing ones. Had some interesting life experiences. All things I’d want to tell people about if they were here. But in place of that:

Message to all ex-players: please take care of yourselves. You’re free now. You get to decide what that means.

- ☎️

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…wishing all former blaseball players a hope you got through the eclipse okay. Stayed safe and such.

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“80s tigers”? I mean sure that was a typo but yes hello I am the 80s tiger it’s me /j (source is blaseball)

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Kin jobs? Not technically a job but if you’ve been to a certain circus recently you may have seen jessica telephone stiltwalking!

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thinking about getting into baseball again! i don't know if they have a team in college and i know it won't quite be the same, but it'll probably be lots of fun and i can chew sunflower seeds with the team again. here's to hoping, and to pitching. play blall. ~ polka-dot patterson (blaseball) (🍬)

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i always had a big ego and a bad reputation, but it really doesn’t feel great to know your team hated you so much. it feels worse to know that they left you for dead in the woods and tried to tell everyone they’d replaced you. and then went on to win the championship. i miss my bat and i miss the comforting feeling of the cord around my wrist and i miss when I was the most powerful thing in the whole world. i hope they all don’t forget about me. —jess telephone, from bl_ase_ball

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i’m a non-canon blaseball kinnie but here to say i am love the blaseball players! i love mike townsend actually he’s the best and i love malik destiny who is the nicest little catboy and. looks into the camera like i’m on the office. i Even love tillman henderson bcs even if we fought (which we did sometimes we were both stubborn) he was genuinely like a cool dude who tried his best and i appreciate it. i miss you guys! come find me soon huh? i hope you’re all doin alright - id simmons <3