#blazeakechi

[kittyomi]

If blazeakechi touches Mahou Tsukai Precure and onwards, I’m so going to end him.

[thelastsoultotake-blog]

[twinklecupcake]

Rikka: Blaze-kun. Just tell me how do did you know Shadow-kun and why did he say that you're his light twin? Ellen: *nod* Onii-chan, I want to know, too. Tell us! Blaze: Okay. Now it all started when I was trying to find Ellen-chan. My enemy in Minor Land, which you all know which was lead by Noise. The mercernaries of Minor Land, which was Trio the Minor, WAS, planted a dark seed filled with negative energy inside me, similar to how they summoned Negatones, because I was caught off-guard.

No they didn't. Because this was never fucking mentioned. You pulled that from your ass.

Rikka: Then, the dark seed inside you is growing? Blaze: *nod* Yeah. As the dark seed has grown into full bloom, I was possessed by my dark side. That dark side is Shadow. He attempted to use my body to destroy everything in his path and doesn't even care about Minor Land and he even rebels it.

No, no, and no. This was never mentioned nor seen. Blaze is making shit up as he goes along.

Shadow felt disgust when that past reminded him and he doesn't even wish to know.

Ellen: Then, how did you split? Blaze: I shook it off as I remembered that I vowed to find you, Ellen.

So basically he just said "I feel like it, you go away" and it happens.

As I promised my friends that I'll bring the happiness back to them. I fought back, kicked back and split. We're now split. And then, I took stand and fought him. He's very tough but I managed to defeat him. After that, I permanently erased that evil memories of his and I gave him a chance...to live like human. Ellen: You used the Sapphire Prism to erase his evil memories, right? Blaze: *nod* Yeah. And I can't bear to destroy him because he's actually me. When he woke up, he found no memories of the past anymore but present. When I glanced at him, I felt like I look at my own shadow. So, I asked his name. He said he doesn't know his name. So, I named him 'Shadow'. Full name: Shadow Blaze.

So, translated: He took someone who had their own life but just happened to occupy Blaze's body, kicked him out and beat the shit out of him, forcibly wiped all his memories and personality, gave him a new name, and that name was basically "dark version of me" thus proving that he doesn't consider Shadow an actual person of his own right, and the name is a forever-reminder that Shadow was once evil.

WHAT A NICE GUY.

Shadow looked aside and felt guilty after Blaze tells them the story about him and Blaze. He strongly hate his past and he doesn't want to recall it anymore. Mana then noticed him, she could tell that he really hate that past.

And he says all of this as Shadow is right fucking there, but acts like he's invisible. I'd hate hearing this too. Actually, I'd also punch him in the nuts.

[twinklecupcake]

Makoto: Selfish King is currently in a deep slumber. He won't fight. Alice: Selfish King? Shadow: The devil behind the invasion. Mana: You knew him? Shadow: More than just knew him, he's my sworn enemy and he leads the invasion of the Trump Kingdom. He ordered those three squibs to attack humans and all, extracting those hearts into mindless drones.

The girls were surprised that Shadow told them about the great evil that stood in front of them called Selfish King, the great evil who leads the attack.

Shadow: There's something I wish to know. *looked at Makoto* Makoto, how did you know about Selfish King? Mana: Shadow? Rikka: I felt Shadow-kun had a point for asking her. *looked at Makoto* How did you know that? Who are you exactly?

The wind blew Makoto's hair as she answered them.

Makoto: My name is Cure Sword. I am the final warrior guarding the Trump Kingdom. Mana: The Trump Kingdom's...final warrior?

And then Makoto said "That's right, you punk-ass, Shadow, you are NOT the final warrior of Trump Kingdom, that's ME, and you fucking RAN when danger appeared. God you disgust me."

[twinklecupcake]

Oh god, seeing the gif of March and Sunny clasping hands reminds me of stupid Blaze's idea of how it should've gone

Because oh no, we can't have the two girls realize, on their own, in the midst of raging wind, that they value each other and their friendship more than competition. Nope.

We have to have this.

Then, Blaze shook his head and went to both of them with his stern look. Blaze: What are you two doing exactly? Sunny: Well, I wanna get that Akanbe so that way I can win March in her game! Blaze: Game? March: Big talk, Sunny! If you weren't noticed that Akanbe is streching itself up, you wouldn't miss it! Sunny: *glared at March* Oh, yeah?! Then if it isn't for your kick on it's head, you wouldn't get stun like that! Blaze: Girls, stop! Sunny and March continued their quarrel as Blaze told them to stop, but they didn't listened to him. Suddenly, he snapped and found a bucket. He took it and filled it with sea water. Then, he splashed the water onto both of them. Blaze: No fighting!! Sunny and March were came back to their senses, calmed by the water. Blaze put the bucket and giving them a harsh talk. Blaze: What the heck were you thinking, pulling a kamikaze stunt like that?! You girls looks like Hibiki and Kanade, often quarrel at each other in the past. At first, I thought everything is A-OK. And now this?! Get up, girls! This isn't the time to get some rival fight! The girls glanced at each other and sighed, they knew they shouldn't fight each other. Sunny: Yeah, you're right. March: We shouldn't fight each other. Then, they glanced at Blaze with their apologetic look. Sunny: I'm sorry, Blaze. I thought competing with March was fun, but we ended up fighting. March: Yeah, I'm sorry too, Blaze. Blaze nodded slowly at them, accepting the apologies. Blaze: That's good, you two. The only way I wanted is you two apologize each other. I want you two to work together and harmonizing each other. Understood? They both nodded and then they talked to each other. Sunny: March, err... I'm sorry. I shouldn't fight you and competing with you. I was too much for the competition. March: I'm sorry too, Sunny. I was gone too far and too much. Can you forgive me? Sunny: *smiled* Yeah...!

Because the Pretty Cure need a big strong man to tell them to stop fighting. God forbid we have our cast learn things on their own, we have to have the big honking Gary Stu tell them the moral of the episode.

God I hate this smug prick.

[twinklecupcake]

Dei reads a Gary-Stu fic for Doki Doki...

Deidra: Shadow gets a odd feeling when Makoto cuts the bacon

Kris Moth: ...........

Kris Moth: fffffft

Kris Moth: he's imagining his penis as the bacon and feels scared

Deidra: PFFFTTT

Kris Moth: WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE? XD

[twinklecupcake]

cannibal-sarracenian:

Is the writer twelve years old?

Honestly, I have no idea. In the rp clusterfuck, he said he has a job and knew how to drive, but his vocabulary suggests a younger guy who's trying to sound older and "cool." 

I HOPE he's twelve and is just writing how he THINKS 17+ year olds are like, because if he's an adult, I am very concerned.

[twinklecupcake]

Are they worth reading? I need a good laugh. I read 2 chaptrs, it's like woof woof power all over again

It’s like…Bile Fascination. They’re horrible, which is quite a feat since the majority of the chapters are just copy-pastes of the scripts with random new bits or with Blaze or Shadow offering worthless commentary (“Yeah! That’s right!”) but what IS added is…dreadful.

I’m talking Blaze slapping Ako and thinking she only stopped PreCure from killing Mephisto because “they’re a couple or something?!” him making all the Cures fawn over him and call him their most important ally, Wolfrun declaring him stronger than the five Cures combined, Joker making BLAZE his foil instead of Beauty and later saying he’s stronger than she is, Blaze pulling new powers out of his ass whenever he wants, berating and yelling at girls for showing the slightest bit of doubt…

It makes you want to punch him in the stomach half the time, roar with laughter and go ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? the other half.

Soooo judge for yourself, ahaha. (It’s interesting to note that the only people who give him POSITIVE feedback are A; a dude who loves any Precurexmale OC fic, and thirteen-year-olds who squeal over how “cool” Blaze and Shadow are and how “kawaii” they are with their love interests.Oh yeah, and Blaze hooked up with Kurumi/Milk in a single chapter, barely talks to her after that but reminds everyone I HAS A GIRLFRIEND and “kisses her passionately” in the end of his Smile rehash.)