#bleakfriday

[abeautifulmindapeacefulsoul]

Friday, November 25, ‘22

There’s people out there

up at five a.m. to shop,

I’m up to not stop. 

-DMRoberts-

[pardeemonster]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. My first #BleakFriday sale/release went amazing. I can't wait to invisibly hug you with the shirts you bought and paper cut you with my bags Of Dicks. Every bit of support goes right back into making more weird messy cool fun ridiculous stuff. 2017 is going to be awesome. Thank you thank you thank you. As an additional bonus, you helped raise over $1000 in total donations for the NRDC, an organization dedicated to saving the environment and currently helping support NoDAPL. 🙏 Goodnight. Mr Bleak is happy. I'm ecstatic. 👍 (Glamour shot 📸 by @ohchloe ) #MrBleak

[pardeemonster]

"SPLOOGEBOB". Inspired by one of the greatest shows on television....and splooge. Now available in t-shirt form on my site for ONLY 2 MORE HOURS, alongside 4 other #BleakFriday limited shirts. Thank you to everyone who grabbed one already! I like you tons! #MrBleak shop.alexpardee.com (link in the profile)

[pardeemonster]

Meanwhile, I'm hand-painting 20 Dicks that will be randomly inserted in 1 out of every 10 Bags Of Dicks I sold for #BleakFriday. #DickTracing

[pardeemonster]

"ASTRO'SNOT". Inspired by my own "Astronaut" painting and available now in t-shirt form on my site for ONLY 6 MORE HOURS, alongside 4 other #BleakFriday limited shirts. Thank you to everyone who grabbed one already! I like you tons! #MrBleak shop.alexpardee.com (link in the profile)

[pardeemonster]

"PALE BONES". Inspired by The Pale Man in "Pan's Labyrinth" and available now in t-shirt form on my site for ONLY 12 MORE HOURS, alongside 4 other #BleakFriday limited shirts. Thank you to everyone who grabbed one already! I like you tons! #MrBleak shop.alexpardee.com

[pardeemonster]

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ONLY ONE DAY LEFT TO PURCHASE ANY OF MY 5 NEW "BLEAK" LIMITED T-SHIRTS. AFTER TOMORROW THEY WILL BE COVERED IN GOO AND DISINTEGRATED. Available on alexpardee.com (direct link in my profile) #BleakFriday #MrBleak (📸s by @ohchloe)

[pardeemonster]

Thanks to my "Sploogebob" T-shirt, this Mr.Mess costume is perfect! You, too, can get a Sploogebob shirt (and 4 other shirts) for ONLY 2 MORE DAYS as part of my #BleakFriday sale on my site. shop.alexpardee.com (Creamy cream not included) [📸 by @ohchloe]