May 12, 2014
DAVE: hey roxy i know youre just my fake mom but im real happy to know you DAVE: god ok that was painful to write DAVE: anyway happy mothers day good job not raising me but also good job being a cool friend DAVE: have some hello kitty booze
ROXY: OMFG
ROXY: that is
ROXY: the CUTEST
ROXY: bottle of booze i have ever seen
ROXY: could almost shed a tear just lookin at it
ROXY: no wait
ROXY: here come the mini waterworks
ROXY: *sheds a single tear*
ROXY: sniff
ROXY: yo dave
ROXY: c’mere
ROXY: we gon drink this mofo together
ROXY: mom and son drunk bondin type shit