BLIMELIA
Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
Who’s more dominant: As much as Amelia has grown and toned down in terms of her aggressiveness, it’s really 50/50 between the two. It mostly depends on the situation. But if I really had to say, it would be Blitz.
Who’s the cuddler: Amelia. She’s really big on affection and always comes into Blitz’ side snuggling. Eventually it leads to a cuddle pile before they accidentally fall asleep on one another.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Blitz is Big Spoon and Amelia is Little Spoon.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Going out together on fun dates Blitz planned in advance.
Who uses all the hot water: Amelia.
Most trivial thing they fight over: Blitz’ inability to stay put and not cause chaos. It drives Amelia up a wall and constantly makes her stressed/worried that Blitz will fudge up and actually get hurt.
Who does most of the cleaning: Amelia. Blitz is like “What mess? I see nothin’~”
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Amelia.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Amelia. [Although she owns their home so she would immediately try to get the problem fixed.]
Who leaves their stuff around: Blitz. Amelia eventually scolds him to pick it up though.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Amelia, because Blitz eats through everything.
Who remembers anniversaries: Amelia. Blitz is very forgetful, he even forgot his own birthday once.
Who cooks normally: Amelia. Blitz can’t cook to save his life.
How often do they fight: I would say often enough that’s healthy? Mostly due to Blitz’ recklessness and attitude towards situations and people. Eventually they make up and make out a lil afterwards. Hee.
What do they do when they’re away from each other: Amelia carries on with duties at home and work. Blitz does his thing and ventures out often, but I can see him picking up little trinkets from his trips that remind him of Amelia, or if said trinket is something Amelia would like.
Nicknames for each other: Blitz is fond of calling Amelia ‘Ames’
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Amelia. She’s the breadwinner of the relationship, but she doesn’t mind.
Who steals the covers at night: Blitz.
What would they get each other for gifts: Blitz would get cute souvenirs for Amelia from his adventures, Amelia would buy him things that could be useful for him on those adventures.
Who kissed who first: Blitz kissed Amelia before confessing his feelings. But he’ll say it was the other way around to save his pride. Amelia would just smile knowingly and agree.
Who made the first move: Blitz. Jealousy does wonders for one’s confidence and courage it seems.
Who remembers things: Amelia. Again, Blitz is super forgetful about things that aren’t important.
Who started the relationship: Blitz.
Who cusses more: Surprisingly, Amelia. Her line of work can really make her angry sometimes. Also hanging around Shadow isn’t helping her none.
What would they do if the other one was hurt: Blitz would drop his happy, cocky act and immediately try to hurt whomever hurt Amelia. Vice versa for Amelia.
Who is the dirty talker: Blitz. haHA.
A head canon: Blitz and Amelia stay together for a long time and actually don’t ever get married. Blitz would try to propose and make Amelia happy but she refuses, saying he isn’t the type to get tied down, and that them being together like they are is enough for her. [I honestly can’t see them married unless it’s for a legal reason? [I.E Blitz being able to be listed as a kid’s Bio Dad on a Birth Certificate or etc.]