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[piggyrippin-moved]

Duke is moments away from being murdered in cold blood

[accirax]

Blitz VS. The Box

Context: Ean is wandering through the forest with fellow contestants Blitz & Carter onto their next destination for the newest challenge.

Ean: Blitz, why have you stopped?

Blitz: *pointing at an empty cardboard box in front of him* I have discovered a BLOOD DEMON ART on the road!!!

Ean: *looking confused and mildly annoyed* A what??? Blitz that's just a-

Carter: *cuts him off, looking very amused* Hang on now, let's just see how far he takes this~

Blitz: What is this magic?? *picks up the box and sniffs it* Hmmm, smells like trees- *licks it vigorously* but it tastes like shit.

Carter: Heheh, he knows what shit tastes like~!

Ean: This isn't funny, Carter! Blitz, it's just a box.

Blitz: A Bow-Ax you say? *glares at the box* So you have a name.

Carter: HAHAHAHA-! OHo my god this too much! 😂 I-I need a snack. D'ya want a snack Ean~?

Blitz: *holding box upwards to peer into the inside* Intriguing~ It appears to have some sort of mouth.

Ean: This is going to end so poorly. 😑

Carter: *searching around in his backpack* Hey Ean, do you want Lays or Cheez-Its?

Blitz: *has now put the box over his head and is bumbling around aimlessly* SAVE YOUR MOUNTAIN GOD MINIONS! IT'S EATING ME!!!

Carter: *running back to the scene with a bag of Cheez-Its in hand* Alright I'm back, I'm back! What'd I miss?? 😃

Blitz: ANOTHER ONE!

Carter: Wha-? FUUUU- *gets tackled by Blitz to the ground*

Ean: *running his hands down his face while letting out a long heavy sigh* Ahhh Susmaryosep I'm surrounded by nimrods..

My newest Incorrect Quote but with a different TD-fan series this time around~ 😉 Inspiration from this clip: https://youtube.com/shorts/UB46msXEVg4?si=1U_tK3n7oMTLWhe2 Now, I know very little about Demon Slayer, but this vid is hilarious to me! XD And it recently made me think of these 3 characters in particular. (ps. Ik Exotic Escapade isn't out yet so we don't yet know if Blitz is the kind of Rock n' Roll junkie who would get himself high on drugs constantly... but, let's just pretend he is for the sake of this skit (no idea how well this gonna age.. forgive me if he's ooc 😅). And ya know, initially I was going to have Alec be the one spectating along with Carter (cuz they share the same VA so it'd be twice as funny) but then realized that Ean could pretty much fill the role just as well, and figured it'd be better to have all 3 characters from the same universe, so here you go! Hope y'all enjoy this one. ;-)

i am. not going to lie i know very little about Exotic Escapade. i thought that this was about Helluva Boss (because i know that show has a character called Blitz on it) until i read the surrounding context.

taking a quick look at the character profiles, though, i could believe that this could happen! and you're right, it will be funny to see how this ages once the first episode actually comes out.