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[band-of-demons]

"Blitzy, um... how do you feel... about monogamy?" Not that they had established they weren't monogamous, but they didn't establish otherwise either.

A knot formed instantly in his stomach. Not because he didn't want to...be with Stolas. But because...

Well, there were countless reasons. His mind rushed back to past relationships. Or arrangements, really. Had there ever been a committed one? How was he going to explain this?

"I.... uh....Well, you know, Stols, I uh...." he bit the bullet and just said it. "Never really had one of those types of...uh, relationships. I've always, uh-- been expected to be able to perform whenever someone asks me to, inside and outside of a..." he made a gesture to try to indicate a relationship. But it probably came out lewdly "Why? Does it bother you to think about me diddling with other people? I guess I could try to... not do that. It's not like that's been happening or anything. Or that I've been, you know- wanting to. I mean uh... Other people don't-- you know, they aren't..." Shit, he was bad at this. "They don't do it for me is what I'm saying. But..."

How was he supposed to explain that he was terrible at saying 'no' when people asked for sex?

Didn't that make him sound like...

"I mean I want to be--" he told Stolas.

[moxxietude]

"Ughhh....maybe I.... shouldn't have drank that entire bottle of habanero sauce so fast."

[band-of-demons]

"Fuck Around and Find Out Friday."

Sassy hip shake.

[band-of-demons]

"Blitz, do you have a womb tattoo?"

"What? No! I would've thought you'd've noticed all my ink by now, Stol. Is owl eyesight really that bad? I've got a tramp stamp."

Was he lying? Maybe. He wanted to see if Stolas remembered or not.

[band-of-demons]

"Do goetia really keep imps in their purses?"

"Those fuckers must hear some freaky shit."

[band-of-demons]

Someone hitting on Blitz and he doesn't like it? Easy. Just walk in front of him and block him from view with your big bird body lmao.

Uh oh! Your character is watching mine get hit on and is feeling possessive. How does your character handle this?

Stolas had good timing because Blitzo was just about to lose his patience with the hellhound who was making a pass on him. But the goetia stepping between them seemed to throw her off enough that it helped. Blitzo grinned and hopped up on the bar stool closest to Stolas to reach him for a hug.

"Hey there, hot stuff."

The hellhound left them be then, realizing that rare as it, the imp and goetia were a pair.

"You spoken for?"

[band-of-demons]

"Forever as in..." Ugh. He hated thinking about that. Really, he often forgot about his immortality because it hadn't really meant anything yet. He hadn't outlived anyone. "The foreseeable future. Not like either of us can see, Satan- even tomorrow. But you know what I mean." He forced a laugh, trying to ease the tension. "I don't know why I keep wondering if it's temporary. If me sleeping on your couch is just... an inconvenience you're willing to stand because you dont expect me to stay."

This kind of talk again. Blitz groaned. He had tried not to show any outward signs of distress when discussing this but he supposed it was a losing battle on some fronts. If they were going to...

"You don't have to sleep on the couch-" before he could go from there and end up making a conversation based on assumptions like they always did, he stopped himself.

"Wait, wait, okay? Is that why you feel it's temporary? Are we understanding it the same? 'cause I don't want crash one hundred miles per hour, no hold on the gas again, trying to talk like we do sometimes. Just... Fill me in here. I'm doing what I can."

[band-of-demons]

He is still going with the bad pick-up lines.

"Are you a communist. Because I feel an uprising in my lower class."