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Block B Masterlist

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>   When Zico is bored at the studio and wants you to come over

>   Jealous! PO after reader calls other member “oppa”

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>   Asking you to be their Valentine (College! au)

>   Falling for a cute/soft person (Bad Boy au)

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Dad!Jiho

Woo Jiho as a dad. Sorta stemmed from this one but not really.. (you don’t need to read one to understand the other)

Okay so dad jiho is soft as hell but strict as fuck. 

 His music is gonna get so much more… Unique.. 

 Like y'all know how okey dokey came to him in the fucking bathroom 

He’ll be at at the birth of his child In the hospital and suddenly be like 

“Hold up I gotta record this it’s a good beat” and it’s a nurse sanitizing something New hit right there 

 “Where’d you get your inspiration?”

 ‘Aha yes the beat to my song about fucking bitches and getting money was actually inspired from my first child’s birth’ 

Could you imagine 

 Or a parent teacher conference and the teacher is just bashing his kid 

Jiho hasn’t heard a damn thing He’s too busy focusing on how they keep hitting their pen on the table 

“You won’t understand this because you clearly don’t understand talent but I need to record this” 

I mean he’d probably be way nicer about it But he’d be inspired in the weirdest ways Imagine his kids all screaming in the car and he pulls over but is like 

“Don’t tell mom but keep screaming, maybe and a punch or two” And he starts recording. 

Honestly I see could jiho with both a big family or a small family 

He’ll probably have like 3 kids though 2 boys and 1 girl If the sons weren’t older than the daughter they were totally an accident 

Cause once he had a baby girl he didn’t want any more kids 

Not because like daddy’s girl or something like he always wanted a daughter 

But once she was there he realized girls are much different than boys.. 

Not in some fucked up way but like y'all know what I mean 

He just couldn’t risk it But you bet the 4 of them would all sit their asses down and have tea parties 

They’d also have the most epic battles Both sword fights and rap battles 

They’d be so good in the school’s poetry unit 

his kids wouldn’t come to the studio with him often because he wouldn’t get anything done 

He made sure they were extremely well behaved Kids probably matured beyond their ages and him U-kwon is the only person his kids bother to remember for the first 5 years of their life He’s the one with the dogs so he’s extremely important.

Kwonie would also probably be a great babysitter He’d be the “fun aunt™” 

Jiho would keep them out of the public eye but also would post about them all the time Just like not pictures showing their faces, or he’d only tell stories..

 He won’t as public as Tablo is with his family but he won’t be as private as Rain is with his family Does that make sense? 

They wouldn’t have instagram until they were 13 (15 if Jiho has any say in it) 

He’d be a little bit of a helicopter parent But he didn’t do it to protect his career 

He just wanted to make sure his kids were okay None of their user names could actually be their names until their older He doesn’t want them to be vulnerable.. 

So I guess just really protective

He still was in the studio all the time

But he still made sure to parent Like when his first son was born Find Jiho in the studio holding his sleeping newborn as he’s making hits 

Jiho naps more than his kids we all know this right?! 

Dress up was probably his idea. 

Jiho cries on his kids first day of school, every year. 

His parent level is pta mom extra Every fucking concert or performance or any event parents are allowed to attend 

You bet your ass Jiho is there 

Schedules tour dates around his kids soccer games 

 When his daughter has her first heart break (she’ll totally be the first to date) 

Dad Zico mode, he’ll probably write a diss track.. 

 Featuring sik-k because his daughter loves him (Me too) 

One of his kids is gonna end up in a huge ‘scandal’ because they’re gay or something Diss track 

 His youngest son didn’t get accepted into the school he wanted Diss track 

 His wife tells him to knock it off with the diss tracks 

 Diss track Sorry i got carried away someone drop a diss track

He’s strict but not like that tv show worlds strictest parents strict.. 

 Just like “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, but don’t do anything I would do either” 

 Supports the kids dreams but is low-key bitter when they don’t choose music 

 Once all the kids are out of the house I can see him slowing down on music 

 Because he is at a loss for inspiration 

Tattoos that represent all of them 

Like part of his sleeve is just a section dedicated to each kid. 

12/12 would get matching tattoos with his kids 

 My dad and I have matching tattoos and when we got them we had a bet as to who would bleed less I won and i totally see Jiho’s kids challenging him to things like that because 

jiho is the dad who Before they get a tattoo he’ll say 

“it’s just like thousands of tiny bee stings” 

“yeah it hurts a little but it still kinda tickles” 

meanwhile his kid probably already has a hidden tattoo and knows what it feels like.. 

So they aren’t worried. 

But he totally makes bets like that with his kids 

He’s scared of mom too 

While he still has the power to dress his children you bet your ass they match 

 They’re more coordinated than block b 

 Sorry i think I’m funny I know I’m not. 

i just can’t believe some of the shit they wear. 

He’d match with the kids 

Mainly so if the group gets separated.. ya know it’s kinda easy to regroup the four idiots that look alike. 

Zico’s studio is just cluttered with pictures of his kids 

Fanxy child & Block B both can find the new pictures right away 

when Zico is in his zone and super focused Dean starts rearranging pictures just to see if he’ll notice

 He does but not right away. 

 For Jiho’s birthday one year Dean helps the kids make him a birthday song 

The kids are all still in elementary still but I think I forgot he’d make sure his kids were well educated as fuck Bilingual? Ha more like Trilingual (Korean, Chinese, & English) 

 So they’d sing this birthday song with all 3 languages 

They’d help write the lyrics Yeah he doesn’t just get your basic ass birthday song Although some of the lyrics don’t really make sense 

Cut the kids some slack they’re no older than 12 it’s still a beautiful song

And Jiho is just Wow how do I express these emotions 

Diss track.. 

I’M KIDDING 

But for real it would be one of his most cherished items Favorite song. 

He’d probably point out all the flaws to himself alone in his studio 

Not is a bad way.. Just in a producer way 

The best part about children is the food 

He gets to make simple food that he likes 

And eats any of the left overs 

Any time jiho’s kids meet someone famous He has an identity crisis 

Well it might be a mid life crisis 

But he always is lost because he’s used to being the famous one 

Not taking pictures of an idol

Because he’s usually the idol Like ??? 

It stresses him out. 

All of his worries don’t help his thinning hair.. 

But oh well Jiho saves all the class art projects his kids made him 

In jiho’s private life he won’t shut up about his kids 

Who needs awards when your kids can can draw things you don’t understand? 

Honestly all of Jiho’s friends would be so annoyed with how much he posts about his kids 

None of them are actually bothered by it though cause his kids are cute  

The kids get hurt the most under his supervision Not because he doesn’t pay attention  

He just roughhouses with them a bit too much some times 

And he totally encourages activities that aren’t age appropriate 

Is that a 5 year old running with scissors? 

You bet it is 

But it’s cool cause Zico’s recording it so he can use it for a beat. 

sorry I got a bit carried away, but I hope you can all enjoy Dad!Jiho