#bloggingfrom221b

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Paintings, now they came to her for paintings. Sure she had proven that that lost Vermeer was a fake, but that had been ages ago. And truth be told the case was somewhat interesting, it was a pretty decent locked room theft. So now Sherlock Holmes was on the case, trying to find the Reichenbach Falls. They had come back from the collection it had been taken from. She was going over the data through and through again. In her mind that was, she hadn't moved from her seat since they arrived back at the flat. Which really was normal for her. 

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onlymollyhooper

bloggingfrom221b

Oh dear. I assume you're here because of Sherlock?

What has my darling brother done this time?

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Goodbye

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--Is this thing-- Jo, hey, hopefully the bloody thing doesn't cut me off again. Listen, are you sure you want to get the edible underwear? Speaking from experience here, but-- sex is already sticky enough as is, and edible underwear that looks like Fruit Roll-ups in panty form leaves little to my imagination.

But hell, whatever floats your boat. Have I got to use my--...

[rusting is heard and static as Del begins running]

Hey, rain check, yeah? Got a story to catch, darling. You know how these things go. And listen, next time, let's borrow your flat mate's riding cr--...

[a loud thump is heard as the sound of a body is heard dropping to the ground, and merely a few seconds later, a resounding crunch.]

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"Del?"

Jo?

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♚

He gives her a gentle smile, trying not to move too much as he slips out of bed, but not before tucking her in, and making sure she was warm.

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bloggingfrom221b replied to your post: ...

[text: Del Lestrade] Food? [text: Del Lestrade] Sounds like you have something else in mind.

[Text; J. Watson] Er-- yeah, a bit uh--...disoriented tonight.

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bloggingfrom221b

dEL thinks Jo's a sexaaay lady an' he's all like dAYUm girl you fINNNE and you still GOT IT.

not that you ever lost it

and really i can't wait until it comes up with his Da and he's all like. "Have you met my friend Jo?"

And Del's like, "Oh yes, Da, I have gotten to know her real well." WINKITY WINK WINK and Jo like chunks a shoe at him or something because that would be funny.

the shoe thing.

not the telling his dad thing.

well that'd be sort of funny, too.

but liek they have hot sex and that's good. and like no like LIKE DEEP commitments, and Del's just like, "Man I like this arrangement alright lessgo"

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bloggingfrom221b replied to your post: no but really i don’t think i should have had that...

iwantit. give it to me

i mean i drank it