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Sabrina the Teenage Witch was my favorite show growing up. Melissa Joan Hart is a 90's icon and I LOVE HER!
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Sorry if it's hard to read
True story
So today I’m at a water park, standing in line to go on one of several slides. There’s a blonde behind me. She taps me on the shoulder and asks if I’m in line for the pink slide, which is out of order and obviously dry. I respond ‘no, I don’t think there’s any water in that one,’ And she responds with ‘Oh, that explains why I got stuck last time!’
28 Days
A white collar worker has been promoted to one of the management positions at his company, so his friends decide to take him out to the local bar to celebrate.
They arrive, order drinks and snacks, and for a while everything is going great as they sit around the table cracking jokes and catching up on each other's lives.
Then, out of nowhere, one of the guys hears a low and steadily rising chant from the booth two behind theirs:
"28 days! 28 days!"
He shrugs it off, and takes a quick look at the TV to catch up on his team's football score. The chant starts again, louder and higher in pitch:
"28 days! 28 days!"
By this time his buds have noticed the source of the song - three blonde women pumping their fists in the air. They all put their drinks down, the conversation ceases, and he gets up to ask the girls if they could be a little quieter because by that time everyone in the place is staring.
He makes his way over to the table, amid the wild whooping, and is just about to open his mouth when the youngest - a perky five foot nothing with a lip piercing - grabs him and kisses him from out of nowhere.
It's obvious to him she's drunk by that point, but he doesn't get the chance to bring it up before she screams:
"28 DAYS! YEAH!"
By then, he's able to get a very good look at what's on the table - a jigsaw puzzle of a dog lying down in its living room.
"What the hell is going on?!" he explodes.
"See this puzzle?", Perky Blonde answers. "This said on the box 3 to 5 years, but we're so smart we got it done in 28 days!"
Personality doesn't come from hair color no matter HOW many blonde jokes people make.
