📼⸺GLITCH IN MY BONES⸺📼
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📼—☠️ PROS & CONS OF BEING A VAMPIRE ☠️—📼
A GlitchInMyBones segment. Please stand by…
Con: 🩸 The insatiable thirst for blood
Pro: 🛒 You save a fortune on groceries
Con: ☀️ You can’t walk in daylight
Pro: 🌙 You get to party all night, every night
Con: 🏰 You have to live in a spooky old castle
Pro: 🖤 That gorgeous gothic architecture is all yours
Con: ⚰️ You sleep in a coffin
Pro: 🔇 Light-proof. Noise-proof. No one wakes you up.
Con: 🧛 Everyone thinks you’re creepy
Pro: 😌 You are. And you’ve never been more powerful
Con: 👻 Your soul might be gone
Pro: 🎞️ It left room for better sound design
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Bonus Pro:
🕸️ Velvet capes.
🕯️ Candlelit reading.
💅 Immortality but make it dramatic.
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