what do ya think of your teammates
-a blu baseball fan
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, YOU HIPPIE BUILDER'S LEAGUE SCUM!? WELL, I WILL TELL YOU, BECAUSE I AM NOT AFRAID OF HIDING MY EMOTIONS!! (Incorrect buzzer)
SCOUT IS...LOUD!! AND HE TALKS A LOT, BUT SAYS NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE! FOR SOMEBODY WHO WAS BORN IN AMERICA, HE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE A HEART FOR IT!! IT MAKES ME THINK HE'S HALF FRENCH!! GREAT THROWING ARM, THOUGH!
ENGIE IS A DAMN HANDY GREASE MONKEY WITH THOSE TOYS HE WHIPS UP ON THE BATTLEFIELD, BUT HE'S OUT OF SHAPE!! LAX!! NEVER WANTS TO TRAIN WITH ME. HE'S LAZY, NO MATTER HOW HARD I PUSH HIM!!
SNIPER KEEPS TO HIMSELF AND RARELY ENGAGES WITH REAL, AMERICAN VIOLENCE. FINE SHOOTER, BUT HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT!! AT FIRST GLANCE, I THOUGHT HE WAS A HIPPIE!! A PISS HIPPIE!! A PISSIE!!
DEMOMAN IS MY BEST FRIEND!! HIS COUNTRY MAY NOT BE REAL BUT HIS HEART IS!! AN EXPLOSIONS MAN IS A FRIEND TO AMERICA, NO MATTER WHAT SORRY PART OF THE VINEYARD HE'S FROM!!
HEAVY IS A COMMUNIST. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! (He is very strong though, and I applaud him for that! Only person on the team to beat me in regard to muscle mass, so I'll have to give the Sputnik a small victory!) BUT STARS AND STRIPES BEATS HAMMER AND SICKLE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!
MEDIC IS...I would like to move on from this part!
PYRO MIGHT NOT HAVE A REAL WEAPON, AND THEY FIGHT LIKE A GIRL SOMETIMES, BUT THEY'RE A DAMN TERROR WHEN THEY'RE BLAZING DOWN OUR ENEMIES!! A MANMELTER FROM THE TERRIBLE NETHER IS JUST WHAT THIS TEAM ALWAYS NEEDED!
SPY IS A FRAGILE, FLAG-DROPPING COWARD WHO SMOKES MORE CIGARETTES THAN FIRES BULLETS FROM HIS PRINNY GUN.
...I WILL ADMIT, HE DOES MAKE THINGS EASIER AROUND BASE!! HE COOKS FOR US MOST NIGHTS AND DOES THE LAUNDRY!! AND... I SUPPOSE HE'S A GOOD ASSET WHEN IT COMES TO NABBING YOUR SISSY TEAM'S INTELLIGENCE!!-
...HE'S A GREAT TEAMMATE. MAKES ME WONDER WHY YOU BLUS DON'T HAVE A SPY, HAHAHA!!