#ask 71

[redsargentgeneralsolly]

𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛! 𝚖𝚢 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛 (𝚜𝚒𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚜) 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚔𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚎.

@handfulofclovers

HELLO AGAIN LITTLE MISS!! I DO NOT WANT TO BE KILLED... BUT MERASMUS IS INFURIATING ME!!! HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A REAL WEAPON!?! THIS IS AN INSULT TO ALL DEAD AND DYING SOLDIERS EVERYWHERE!! HERE,

TAKE THIS, AND BLOW ME SKY HIGH!!!

(I'll just respawn later, don't you even worry about it!) YOU NEED THE PRACTICE IF YOU WANNA BE A REAL KILLER, LITTLE LADY!!!

[ask-firespiritcookie]

Okay, since we're doing truth or dare...White Choco, I dare you to drink a whole pitcher of beer!

White: I actually prefer wine but-!

Pistachio: The phrase is “bottoms up”

White: eh??? That makes no sense? The bottle goes up when you chug. So it’s “bottles up”

Pistachio: Yes but the bottom of the cup goes up when you drink. The saying refers to that.

White: oooh....

Knight: For God’s sake you’re already drunk and we just started...

White: Hey! I took the dare because I’m not a coward like you!

[dangansouthparkblog]

Your going to die shit dad!

HANKEY: HEY what did I say about using SHIT as an insult to me because I’m a poo! That’s pooist and will not be tolerated here!!!

[redsargentgeneralsolly]

Hello, do you have time to talk about Sharks? That are american?

*Mason asks, peeking his head in*

SHARKS?! SHARKS THAT ARE AMERICAN?!- DAMN RIGHT I DO, PRIVATE!! C'MERE AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT THOSE AMERICAN SHARKS!! DO THEY HAVE ROCKETS?!

[idreamofopaline]

(ask-idols-lovestruck-ponys) rose Evangeline ask) do I see the red light of Faith with you too

[askmidnightspell]

hmm, are ponies starting to worry, since your talking to yourself. should be careful!

[haunted-stars-au]

Ness… we might have an issue… Just keep alert-

"Okay? I'm just gonna go find Eclipse and shut them off so I can take a look at their systems. Shouldn't take too long"

[confined-to-one-spot-au]

Even if they are genuinely sorry, Lord Jeopardy, if you let them out then odds are they’re going to try and free Moon. Realizing they fucked up isn’t going to make them stop caring about him.