SO CALEB IS BEING MEAN TO ME AND I AM STRUGGLING WITH HIS DUMB POSE AND HIS DUMB FACE but I have not forgotten you my dear and I love the epilogue. I'm on ep 32 of CR and just had to pop by to SCREAM about the IC discussion of Molly's dick in this ep. Caleb casually talking about the last time he saw that dick. 'Zadash Breakfast'
Yearning for that Caleb and always happy for Molly dickcourse
“If i did another crowdfunded pic tonight, what would you pay for?”
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okay, this one probably isn’t what you were thinking. This is a fic about Hana and McCree and them becoming friends in a siblingish/mentor-ish kind of way. I think it was one of my first attempts to write for this fandom, back when I was still kind of working out how I thought various characters relate to each other. At the time, I was thinking McCree would sympathize with her having to grow up so quickly and respect her head for strategy and tactics without making any bones about her age. And Hana would be kind of relived that one of the old guard was treating her not only like an adult, but also like a person and not a media figure.
But also it was an excuse to write McCree coming up with ridiculous bullshit so Hana could sass him about it, and also meant to be the origin of the nickname “Cottontail.”
My favorite exchange below the cut
“It’s a real thing, I swear to god,hand on my heart!”
“No. There isn’t an animal that’s agoat sucker. There just isn’t.”
“I’ve seen one!”
“No, you haven’t, you’re a liar.”
McCree is grinning. Like a liar.
“I shit you not, First LieutenantCottontail, I saw a chupacabra when I was a kid.”
THANK YOU FOR RECURSION I ADORED IT UTTERLY, poor Hanzo is gonna need some deep fucking therapy and maybe? to stay home??? for forever??????? which honestly is what he deserves. Overwatch can be official now and he and Jesse can go make their farm. Hanzo covered in service animals and also Jesse kisses
You’re welcome! 💙
Hanzo and Jesse are off the rotation indefinitely. Lena gives Hanzo a phone number for a woman in London and tells him that she helped her and leaves it at that. After a few days of indecision, he calls, and then he and Jesse are looking at apartment listings.
They spend months in London.
Hanzo gets a dog. She’s huge and has to be brushed daily and walked constantly. She’s dumb as bricks but has the patience of a saint. Jesse has to chase her down for some article of clothing every other morning.
Hanzo never expected to be watching the man he loves chase a dog with a mouthful of socks around a couch, swearing in every language he knows, but here he is. He laughs at them until he’s crying. He tries to remind Jesse that there’s no way he wants those socks back, but he can’t get it out.
In that moment, the warehouse feels far away.
There are lots of moments like that now.
They leave London when a standing phone call with Hanzo’s doctor feels like enough.
There’s a ranch in New Mexico, practically abandoned. They buy it, go there. Friends and family come through often, even when Jesse sets them on fixing fences and patching drywall and laying floor. It’s a simple kind of existence, but there’s something to ending your day with your surroundings a little better than they were.
The dog adores the space.
There are good days and bad days, but they’re all different and all precious. They still keep their particular skills sharp and they stay wary, because all of that has become a fundamental part of their natures, but they find themselves content in this existence.
bluandorange replied to your post “Why yes, it sure has been a while since I’ve managed to do an OC-tober...”
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKING ASS, everything that you've managed is SO AWESOME so its okay if you have to step away for now. YOU STILL DID SO MUCH
Thank you, I am trying. OTL What’s really killing me is my massive want to get comics out. I have the 12 pg one and I just scripted 2 Shimada bros bonding/wallowing comics and I want to draw them so hard. 8[ BUT I AM SLOW. AND VERY BUSY.
THIS TALK ABOUT MCCREE WITH A KID IS KILLING ME BECAUSE MY HC IS THAT HE'S HAD A TON OF PARTNERS AND AT LEAST ONE BEFORE RECALL WHO HE THOUGHT WAS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE BUT SHIT NEVER WORKS OUT SO HE DID WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS BEST AND WALKED AWAY BEFORE THERE WAS ANY LASTING DAMAGE BESIDES JUST GENERAL HEARTBREAK AND. AND NOW. NOW I'M IMAGINING PART OF THAT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS A KIIIIIIIIIID
SJHJHDAJHKJAS I REMEMBER YOU WROTE SOMETHING ABOUT IT
ALSO CONSIDER:
Mamma Mia Au, Jesse’s kid is getting married so they invite all of his father’s partners to see which one is his other biological parent.
Hanzo is just there wheezing all the time because of Jesse embarrasment