#blue-ringed-octopus

[brawltogethernow]

@blue-ringed-octopus replied to your post “My ideal no-notebooks fluff-only Death Note AU is like… The jewel in...”

DUDE. DUDE. PLEASE WRITE THIS. I'M BEGGING YOU.

I REFUSE. I will, however, continue dripping content one gag or scenario at a time into the fluff is relative tag.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

don't say shark :o

Your demise is met on a beach day, you foolishly play in the rock pools and try to take a selfie with the tiniest, cutest octopus you can find.

You do not see it fluoresce blue, tiny rings all over it’s diminutive form; nor do you feel the nip of a tiny beak injecting venom into your palm.

All you know is that it is suddenly very hard to breathe... and death is coming.